random business

I play game on various consoles

random business is goated

by random business October 23, 2025

Random

Unsystematic, unmethodical, unexpected, unplanned, without method or conscious decision, by chance

Abby chose a marker at random.

by Urban Barbie May 4, 2022

baby randomizer

When you gargle semen in your throat, switching around the sperm cells and spitting it in your vagina, thus randomizing your baby's overall personality.

I like doing baby randomizers because you never know what you're gonna get!

by Sauce professional November 20, 2017

Randoms

Slang term for miscellaneous unrecognized acquaintances, especially in a party setting.

Yo, I can’t believe she got all those randoms to film a group TikTok dance with her

Hey, why are there so many randoms here?

by Smartkid123456789 January 23, 2022

random

That was a random search.

Why the heck did you search up random.

by jess560 July 19, 2024

Life Is Random

That one phrase you use when the weirdest, strangest, most random out of nowhere thing happens.

“Hi, so guess what, I was taking my cat for a walk-“
“People walk their cats?”
“Your getting distracted, lemme talk. Anyway, i was walking my cat, and there was this cucumber just sitting right in the middle of the sidewalk!”
“You called me up just ti tell me that?”
“What can i say, life is random.

by DakotaJ May 19, 2021

Random purple bunny

A random purple bunny red overalls yellow eyes and teeth, that is very much annoying like fuck, he never shuts up, and he likes to make all the chaos, also his rizz technique is very good being annoying to girls, bro even ppl in rl think he’s the best.

Random purple bunny: oh and watch out for centipedes :D
Rand0m doll: (random purple bunny)!!!! You know that’s my only fear, right!!1!

by Alpsiumnomyo (aka joe mama) October 23, 2023