Roll Dumping

Its called a "rolling dump" when you take a shit in your car, and put it in newspaper/mcdonalds mapkins/mc flurry cup, whatever you have handy, then set it down under your car tire at a red light. When the light turns green, you win!

Credit to lampdev.

I had to shit so bad. Good thing I had an old newspaper. Roll dumping is the best

by amkra December 13, 2012

Candy rolling

The act of taking ecstasy.
(Not to be confused with candy flipping
The act of taking acid and ectstasy)

Eric:“Yo bro I took so much ecstasy last night “
Trey:“Fr?”
Eric:“Yeah bro I was candy rolling “

by Iceyn8 April 4, 2018

rita roll

A Canadian version of the Rick Roll, pranksters post a misleading link with a subject that promises to be exciting or interesting, eg "Tap Dancing Kittens" but actually turns out to be the video for Rita MacNeil's hit "We'll Reach The Sky Tonight". Always met with surprise and delight.

...Instead of getting to watch the new Glee promo, I just got Rita Rolled! So much better!

by lesyeuxbleu February 12, 2014

Whale Rolls

Meaning the rolls found on an abnormally large individual that causes an uncanny resemblance to the blue whale

Did you see them Whale Rolls on Emily?
Yeah, i almost feel obligated to harpoon her

by Tim Monaco Jr. August 5, 2008

less roll

The greatest band in the world. If you hear them, your brain will shit out your ears!

My brain hurt cause I just listened to Less Roll

by Lonestarr01 February 14, 2009

shoulder roll

The stage of drunkenness where you abandon the party without notice.

Where did John go? Oh man, he shoulder rolled again. He's drunk!!

by poohpants April 13, 2014

Canuck Roll

Diving toward the ground and rolling up to one knee to shoot at the enemy. As seen in many movies & video games and realistically a poor tactical move.

I did a sweet canuck roll to avoid the gunfire and take out the bad guys.

by Dirty Randy October 13, 2011