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The Richard

All the girls in my class are desperate for The Richard.
by Ric.Hard October 13, 2014
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Little Richard

The man says he know how to spell and killer pasties and letters and rock and roll
Little Richard I know how to spell I'm the one who invented letters
by Kingofdick March 10, 2020
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spunky richard

he is the best man you will ever meet, he is courageous and determined. He is also very sexually attractive, if you ever meet one keep him for a very long time. He is rich and spunky.
Gabby: That Spunky Richard is one hell of a man
Ariana: OH yeAH!
Zali: I want me one of those Spunky Richards!!
by spunky_richard August 19, 2020
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Pickled Richard

When you leave your peepee in her special place until it goes wrinkly and weird
Friend 1: Ayo how was ur night with stacey
Friend 2: it was alright, ended up getting a pickled richard tho
by muriaditatus October 5, 2021
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raging richard

Derived from the term “Raging Boner”. The “Raging Richard” describes a specific sequence of events leading to a visible boner ‘raging’ underneath a male individual’s shorts. The ‘Richard’ in question will likely achieve legendary status among his peers for successfully completing this sequence.

Steps to performing a Raging Richard:
1. A particularly eager female (also known as a ‘ratchet’) must be present for social interaction. She must also have a boyfriend/significant other present in the environment.
2. The female must be courted by the ‘Richard’ and accompanied to an area where seating is possible.
3. After seating, at any point during this interaction, the female must proceed to stand up and walk away.
4. Immediately, the male must firmly smack the female’s ass and state in a seductive voice: “hop on”.

5. The female must now straddle the ‘Richard’, and vigorously "dry hump" him.
6. Concurrent with the straddling, the significant other of the ratchet must be in the vicinity, and stare intently. The significant other must not intervene.
7. The male must now reach a state of having a raging boner. He must also be wearing shorts thin enough that the occurring ‘rager’ will lift the fabric and become visible to the public (to “pitch a tent”).

8. Once these events have all been completed, one will be known to have performed a “Raging Richard”.
Yooo that chick was so fine. Her boyfriend was totally staring at Kyle’s Raging Richard!
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Suck My Richard

A witty yet useful alternative to "Suck My Dick" when you are at work or around children.
This is the best cake you could find for my kid's birthday??
Suck my Richard.

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You still haven't started the report? it was due like yesterday!
Go eat a Richard.
by ae7 August 5, 2010
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Devious Richard

The act among male friends of pressing a boner into another man's ass crack either for pleasure or as a joke.
Last night Ringo did a devious richard on hamlet, hamlet was so surprised he fell down.
by thethinkerof21s March 15, 2009
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