relatives

Those people who fuck up your routine for those one or two weeks around Thanksgiving/Christmas. Parasites by nature, they suck your food and drink supplies dry, as well as your morale.

You: What happened to all the soda?

On of relatives: Oh everybody's been grabbing some do you have anymore non-diet?

You: Time to die.

by Chester McMiller December 9, 2012

Semi-Open Relationship

A relationship where your partner goes and has sex with someone else while you stay home and watch the kids, wondering how you got here.

I had sex with Jeff's Girlfriend last night, but it's cool they're in a semi-open relationship, so the kids weren't alone at home.

by C.B. #99 January 20, 2019

Love Hate Relationship

Daniel Joseph Martinez and Chelsea Nicole Fortunato

-Why are they best friends but poking eachother all the time?
-It's a love hate relationship thats why

by Danny and Chelsea May 3, 2011

Serious Relationship

The only good time to say lol

Girl: Do you want to have a serious relationship?
Guy: lol

by Koreshul April 1, 2010

love/hate relationship

When you love someone but you hate them!

Jake: I think i like her
me:oh yea? why?
Jake: secret
NEXT DAY

jake: I don't like her personality
me:who?
Jake:her

What is it with you 2? you got a love/hate relationship..

by bobbjack December 2, 2013

International Relations

When you fuck a foreigner.

1: Where's Jimmy?
2: He's got an illegal alien upstairs.
1: What?
2: International Relations.
1: Man, that guy is a true Sex Ambassador.

by archimedest July 27, 2006

Indian Relationship

A relationship where its not public and the only people who know about the relationship is the 2 involved and MAYBE a few close friends.

Dude 1, "Hey bro, are they going out together? Since when?"

Dude 2, "Yeah its been 6 months. They are in an Indian Relationship."

by fitrocketscientist October 14, 2010