weirdest sex positions

A black individual sucking a man off with a reach around from a spider monkey

Man those weirdest sex positions was wild last night

by Mr hands 2 October 25, 2022

PLATE-LUNCH POSITIVE

When you’re so sure of something, you’re willing to settle it by betting a Plate-Lunch.

Joe-Shmo: Bruh, You sure you know where you going?
Braddah-man: Cuz, I’m plate-lunch positive. This is my stomping grounds!

by WunEyeFricka January 22, 2024

Emissionary position

A sexual position similar to the missionary position, but with an undesirable release of flatulence during coitus by the partner on top

He paid her bills and loved her kids, but when he busted out the emissionary position she fell out of love with his farting ass.

by Joshua Judges Ruth February 1, 2022

bunny position

Woman (or man no judgement) sits on their partners lap facing them with their arms resting limply on their partners shoulders (like a bunny hence its name). This manoeuvre is completed with vigorous quick paced bouncing on your partners dick, enduring to clap those cheeks .

Person 1: honey what’s there to watch on tv tonight?

person 2: nothing sweetie

Person 1: oh darn.....I guess to pass the time you could rearrange my guts? Wanna do the bunny position so hard I get a haemorrhage

Person 2: sure I could use a quick hop

by Datbunnydude September 11, 2020

Full-time position

Was the full-time position I was offered YOUR current position? Because I WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER. It wouldn't take much because you aren't much.

Hym "Because if that's the case you only have your full-time position because the nature of the position was withheld from me. You know that, right? And you're goingvto waste your life doing an inferior job and it isn't going to matter because it's ALSO a MEANINGLESS job. That's your life. Doing a less good job than I would. And if you want the work to get done faster SHOW UP AT 10 LIKE EVERYONE ELSE."

by Hym Iam September 26, 2023

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by 0AmanasazA0 November 20, 2025

Positively Medieval

Something that is so out of line, an old saying that is a pain to hear, or an outfit that hurts to see

“My goodness, did you see her hem? Six inches deep in mud. she looked positively medieval"- Caroline Bingley, Pride & Prejudice

by cherrycolaollipop January 20, 2024