Poknat

A large scar on your head.

A large circular baldspot that's visible even if you have thick hair.

Pards, ang laki ng poknat mo. Pano mo nakuha yan? (Buddy, you have a big poknat. How did you get that?)

by Ivoryboy August 4, 2008

Poker Face

(in poker) An impassive facial expression cultivated to prevent other players from determining whether one's actions in the game are the result of a quality hand, or of bluffing.
(Lady GaGa's song) similar expression used to prevent giving away one's motives, feelings, or situation. Like in that song when she pretends to like the guy but she's actually thinking about girls.

(in poke) He thought he had a perfect poker face.
Lady GaGa's song) can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face.

by _GaGaGirl** April 17, 2010

[poke child]

A person that was once into pokemon when it was popular and new and were totally obsessed.

"Hey i didn't know that you were into pokemon back then? haha u poke child!! I was too!"

by Jenilly September 27, 2008

Poképace

The constant pacing of one street or area trying to hatch eggs or bounce back and forth between lures.

This is the third time he has passed by our store in 5 mins what is he doing? There are two lures on each side of the store so he must be on a Poképace.

by crazyforthepower July 26, 2016

Poked in the shitter

When someone gets bent over and become the other person's bitch.

Lia got poked in the shitter by james brown.

by Poked in the shitter October 22, 2009

Pokémon:Johto League Conquest

An "Epic" Pokémon Fan Fiction following the story of a 15 year old teen named, Cronus. With Chikory, his Chikorita and His best friend, Taro. Created "TrickyClown" of Deviant Art, also known as "Crono" from Vizzed Board. It can be known as Pokémon:JLC. His Fan Fiction has opened eyes through most of the internet and some people get inspired by it. The writer chose to add sequels to Johto League Conquest by having the main character, Cronus travel to all the Pokémon Regions. "My fan fiction will die, when the Pokémon Franchise dies, in which I doubt very much." says writer of Johto League Conquest, Crono. He says that he is making NO profit at all from the Fan Fiction and is only writing it for the entertainment of his readers. Thus, leaving Crono writing chapters for the story every week or so.

Websites in which provide chapters to Pokémon:Johto League Conquest:

1)trickyclown.deviantart.com/ <--(Crono's Primary uploading source for Johto League Conquest)

2)www.vizzed.com/vizzedboard/thread.php?id=11540 <--(His second uploading source for Johto League Conquest)

by Luminous_Time May 8, 2010

poklan

originally derived from Brunei, it is a title/name calling bestowed to people who seem to posses the inability to spell / pronounce words in which these poklen do not realise that they are society's rejects (1).

These creatures come in packs and hangout usually in public where they can brandish thier retarded fashion so they would stand out (usually tight skinny jeans, checkered shoes,pants,shirt or even yellow jeans with a yellow shirt making them look like bananas in pajamas),sometimes wearing all black clothing is preferred but do not be confused with an emo because poklens are tight wearing ignorant son of a bitch who loves spikey hair and needs to be bitch slaped to make them come to thier senses.(2)

the behaviour of an average poklen is distinctive from society as they can be recognised immediately, they would chase girls and possibly milfs too. they would walk in a single file like ibans and basically be a retard.(3)

1. Yawzzz WhUtzZ$$ UPzzZPZZ AhaxAHAxx <3 LOlZzxzzz xoxoxox Bi@tc#

2.thier jeans are so tight that probably thier ball sack is completely separated into two or they might not have any genitals at all

3.poklan 1:yo that chickz iz finez

poklan 2:dude thats your sister !!!

poklan 1:but still i'd tap that ass

by gradoss August 12, 2010