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SOCOM pistol

Known to USSOCOM (United States Special Operations Command) as the Mark 23, Mod 0. It is the pistol of choice for U.S. Special Forces. It uses .45 ACP (automatic colt pistol, for those of you not in the know). It also comes with a Knights flash and sound supressor and a laser aiming module. It has a 150mm barrel(5.9 inches) and is capable of match-grade accuracy. It is not very popular with Special Forces, being that it is very large, rivaling a Desert Eagle in size.
Solid Snake uses a SOCOM, and you should too.
by Galloping Ghost June 12, 2005
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pish in the sink

An old game show hosted by Chris Tarrant when the players objective was to pish in the sink. Pish originates from the word piss which means "to urinate" This popular TV program was on CITV back in the roaring 90's. It was on before the popular TV program Art Attack.

The catchphrase was "lets rotate the pish wheel"
im gonna pish in the sink so i can practice for that gameshow!","chris tarrants a fenian like that guy fae glee","lets rotate the pish wheel
by the pope ya bass August 7, 2010
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Piss kink

The desire to want one's urine in your mouth or on your body. People with a piss kink may want to have you urinate in a bottle and serve it to them as a beverage.
Person A: It’s my piss kink-
I’m sorry
I always bring it up
Forgive me
Person B: It’s ok, I still love you 😌
by Actual_Dilf June 28, 2021
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Passion Pistol

A manly term for a mans penis when it ejaculates during intercourse or masterbation. Usually used in conjunction with a comeback to an insult or to sound manly when describing intercourse with a female.
In response to an insult:

Tom:"John your a freak"
John:"Dude, I shot your mam in the face with my passion pistol
Tom:"..."
Gary:"Tom, You just got tortured ha ha ha"

In response to intercourse with a female:

Larry:"So me and Rachel went back to hers"
Harry:"You's do it?"
Larry:"Too rights, I shot 6 rounds into her with my passion pistol and she screamed in pleasure. She blew off the smoke and I reloaded for another kill"
Harry:"LOL"
by Dan Dan the Sax Man October 29, 2007
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I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

The ultimate FUCK YOU.
I would rather watch you die from internal hellfire, rather than extinguish your flaming innards with my urine.
Suzie: Hey man you are a fucking dick, why do you treat everyone like shit?

Balls Hampton: Fuck you bitch! I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

Suzie: Weeps uncontrollably
by GGR September 29, 2008
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Piston-hands

Moniker for a jagged toothed female who coerces men into receiving unabashed, violent handjobs as a way of validating her morbid existence.
Look at Piston-hands talking to those guys; that hook nosed bitch is about to do something they will regret.
by urbanjerk July 14, 2010
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pissbrain

Similar to a peabrain but with a much greater measure of stupidity; only a true retard could be a pissbrain.

May also be used to describe some asshaberdasher who actually urinates into his brain by connecting a small-diameter hose from their ding-a-ling (or peehole) to one of their ears (probably one with a busted tympanic membrane {eardrum}) and then passing micturition through rhe tube; thus filling their cranium with piss..
Geez, look at Horhay over there attempting to force a triangular peg through a circular opening! What a fucking pissbrain!
by Telephony March 20, 2014
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