Phantom Butthole

When you lose your butthole or it falls off and you forget that you don’t have a butthole anymore and try to poop but nothing happens.
I went to take a poop and forgot I have phantom butthole.
by Fartman696969 October 28, 2021
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Phantom Whippy

When someone believes that they hear the Mr Whippy Music from his Icecream Van, but in fact, they are imagining it.
"Do you hear that? Thats Mr Whippy music!"
"I don't hear anything."
"Oh Darn it must have been a phantom whippy."
by Tomathan June 10, 2022
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Phantom Whippy

When someone believes that they hear the Mr Whippy ice cream van music, but it is just imagined.
"Do you hear that? It's Mr Whippy and his music!"
"There's nothing there!"
"Oh darn it must have been a Phantom Whippy."
by June 10, 2022
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Danny Phantom Impression

When you're on talking terms with someone and they randomly ghost you.
Guy 1: Hey, you still talking to Chelsea?
Guy 2: Nah, she decided to do her Danny Phantom Impression
Guy 1: Oh man, that sucks. Isn't this like the third time this month?
Guy 2: Yea, it's been exhausting tbh.
by iamsuperrandom April 19, 2022
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Phantom Douche

The accidental injection of cold air into the rectum during anal douching. Often a result of an ill-prepared or malfunctioning douche.
My douche bag broke and I ended up having a phantom douche.
by ScoobySkeet November 29, 2016
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phantom itch

A phantom itch is when you feel the itch for something that isn't there. The whole joke is that its correlated with your partner and you can "feel" what they feel
Her: woah I just felt a phantom itch

Him: whoops that was mec
by Rahhhsquid June 22, 2024
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