I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali

the man, the myth, the legend. the man that sparred for Mohammed ali.

The legend: You wanna fight?
Man 1/2: woah woah woah!
The legend: I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali, i'll take any two of you on right now!
man 1: What? Mohammed? Ali?! *gulp*
the legend: thats right!
man 1: *laughs*

by Kumbear December 16, 2022

National Buy Your Partner An Ouija Board Day

A national holiday celebrated by buying your loved one(s) an Ouija Board. It is celebrated on June 29th.

Dude, it’s National Buy Your Partner An Ouija Board Day, did you get your boyfriend one?

by spookiespringles June 29, 2023

the REAL kiss ur partner day

nov. 17th is the TRUE kiss ur partner day 🫶

alpha male: hey babe its november 17th *smooch*
gf: why did u kiss me
alpha male: bc its the REAL kiss ur partner day today

by dafinkey November 16, 2023

submissive sex partner

A partner(usually bottom and female)is forced to have sex for their masters enjoyment.

Tena:did you see Caroliea she is so the submissive sex partner.

by She's my pookie December 3, 2023

The Black Panther

When you ejaculate on your significant other (or yourself), smear the semen all over their/your body. Before grabbing a black/UV light, shout WAKANDA FOREVER and shine it on yourself or them (the cum will look purple under the light). The Black Panther has now been summoned.

Friend: Ah bro how was your wank last night?
Me: It got a bit messy and ended up all over me!
Friend: I hope you did The Black Panther!
Me: Of course bro, borrowed my parents' blacklight. And holy shit I felt powerful. We should try it sometime ;)

by Dynn Darkie March 13, 2024

Long distance Partner

Asshole who won't teleport to you.

You know who you are.

"My long distance partner keeps telling me to buy a apple teleporter." (You should.)

by Holy hell pick a name already May 24, 2024

National Ignore Your Partner Day

Ignore your boyfriend/girlfriend all day without consequence

Tom: Hey, how are you?
Alisa: (says nothing)
Tom: Why are you ignoring me?
Alisa: Because it's National Ignore Your Partner Day.

by grayisthegoat June 7, 2024