man: Im so exhausted from all the sex and hard work I do to please my woman and Im still broke becasue she is spending my money on worthless shit like new curtains.
woman: Im also giving it to your brother because he has no job so I employed him as my secret lover because he has a bigger penis than you.
man: Im gona get rid of you once and for all you little parasite.
woman: (playing the victim)stop choking me! help!
man: wow. now that my wife is dead I feel so much better. It's like I got rid of some parasites.
woman: Im also giving it to your brother because he has no job so I employed him as my secret lover because he has a bigger penis than you.
man: Im gona get rid of you once and for all you little parasite.
woman: (playing the victim)stop choking me! help!
man: wow. now that my wife is dead I feel so much better. It's like I got rid of some parasites.
by LONG LIVE OJAY SIMPSON August 6, 2006
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fat, ugly, poor person: "OMG did you see Paris Hilton? She is so ugly and looks like a stick...I would never do that rich bitch..."
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Get the Parashockx mug.Verb. To scream and cry, pitch a fit, throw a tanrum, or otherwise express extreme and hysterical displeasure when faced with an unwanted and distateful outcome in a given situation. Can apply under any circumstances, but particularly applicable if said behavior occurs in public and/or law enforcement officers are involved.
Nicole: "Did you see her reaction when the guy right in front of her in line scored the last two seats for the Justin Timberlake show?"
Jason: "Yeah, it was really scary. I knew she'd probably go Paris if she couldn't get tix to see J.T. bringing sexy back. I thought they were going to have to sedate her and hog-tie her right there on the sidewalk."
Jason: "Yeah, it was really scary. I knew she'd probably go Paris if she couldn't get tix to see J.T. bringing sexy back. I thought they were going to have to sedate her and hog-tie her right there on the sidewalk."
by John Spoon July 20, 2008
Get the Go Paris mug.The hardened, odiferous coating that forms on the penis subsequent to removal from a vagina containing a severe yeast infection. See, also, plaster of penis, karole, puga diet.
Black BF: "Sheeit beatch, u'all got me da plaster of paris dick again. yo, shnizzle."
karole: "Please stop complaining; none of the other guys on the team seemed to mind."
Black BF: "Fuck u, ho! I be puttin' it fo da sauce on u popeye chicken den."
Karole: "Oh Deshawndrel, u so fine!"
karole: "Please stop complaining; none of the other guys on the team seemed to mind."
Black BF: "Fuck u, ho! I be puttin' it fo da sauce on u popeye chicken den."
Karole: "Oh Deshawndrel, u so fine!"
by Deshawndrel August 9, 2008
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Get the Parisa mug.Welfare parasite is an inaccurate, hateful term used to slur those on welfare. The term is usually thrown about by poorly educated, racist white trash, barely hovering above welfare themselves, as code word for "lazy blacks."
Because I am an ignoramus, I get all worked up about the paltry amounts given to so-called welfare parasites, but never bitch about the trillions given to the parasitic wealthy.
by TheOtherDrG May 1, 2011
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