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purple kersey

a very slopy sex position.
"hey wanna do the purple kersey, bring your own tarp.
by 121213312 November 21, 2010
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Purple Teeth

Symptom that occurs when a person drinks red wine. Dead give away that one is drunk.
Look at Gary dude, he's so hammered. I can see his purple teeth from here.
by pincheclau July 31, 2011
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purple gang

The Ballas are a black/Afro-american street gang that are easily identifiable by their purple gang color. The color is thought to denote respect on the streets; but could also be a reference to the ancient Roman upper-class.
Guy1:what team are you on?
Guy2:purple gang.
Guy1:oh me too :)
by Gabbybabby.40 May 1, 2020
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Purple Head

The Top Purple Part of a Circumcised Penis.
"A Homeless man offered to show me his purple head"
-Family Guy
by Cool Swag November 22, 2013
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Purple Smurf

An alcoholic drink consisting of the following ingredients:

# 12.0 oz. Frozen Lemonade Concentrate
# 6 oz. Sloe Gin
# 6 oz. Strawberry Liqueur
# 6 oz. Vodka
# 6 oz. Blueberry Schnapps

Blend ingredients with crushed ice to desired consistency and taste, should have the consistency of a slushee or daiquiri.
Bartender, give me another purple smurf. In fact, make it a pitcher!
by davensjournal January 27, 2009
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Purple Jesus

A drink made by squeezing concentrated grape juice down the neck of a fifth or a quart of cheap vodka. Shake, serve, and drink: preferably on a levee river bank. This drink has been known in the San Joaquin Valley of Northern California for over fifty years and is rumored to be from the hobo camps: a tramp cocktail not for amateurs.
My first alcoholic drink was a paper cup filled to the brim with Purple Jesus.
by St. Charles September 5, 2009
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Purple Buddy

Man's best friend which is that one-eyed purplish nerd waiting to shoot at the stars on the end of one's meat pipe.

That miserable armless and legless friend , doomed to stay attached on one's middle leg , to whom is administered each time it is available a corrosive cunt juice shampoo, resulting in a purple sore and permanent baldness.

A funny vermillion colored mutant living in the groin area, who expresses his joy by squirting his brains out each time the occasion is given to him.
(on the phone)
girl: hey! don't bring your lousy friend this time! he's such a turd...he just can't stop blabberin'

boy: hold your horses, this time I'll be coming only with my PURPLE BUDDY...but don't worry, I'll stuff him so deep in your twat you won't hear a word from him all night!

girl: jumpin' Jesus!

guy: I hope you flushed all that fudge out of Hershey Highway, I wouldn't want to be going home with a BROWN BUDDY next morning!

girl: I always knew you were a goddam racist!
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