The slay patrol

a group of organised teenagers dedicated to slayin' the pussy.

"Awww bo, have you heard of the Marist Slay Patrol i heard there the best aye"

"bo i thought the marist slay patrol was a legend"

"nah bo i saw them slay a pack of pussy's last weekend-slay patrol"

"man there cool aye, especially Slappas and tossbot leadres of the slay patrol"

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"Man the Marist Slay Patrol completely Slay the pussy"

by Slappa's August 24, 2008

Local Thot Patrol

A special agency of the Thot Patrol that focuses it’s efforts upon one singular town or city. A majority of their affairs involve high school aged thots, although that can vary from place to place. This agencies job is to regulate harlotry locally in order to prevent nationwide catastrophe of thottery as well as protect the locals from small acts of thottery that usually go unnoticed by the larger divisions of Thot Patrol.

lHey, did you see bust at school last night?

Yea, I heard the Local Thot Patrol deadass caught a bunch of thots lackin😤💯
Ayye 🅱️ we gotta hop on that Patrol know what I’m sayin?

Hell yea no 🅱️hots allowed.

by WhyMyPPsmall March 14, 2018

Interstellar Thot Patrol

A regular Thot Patrol force, but better.

The Interstellar Thot Patrol spots, engages, and destroys thots.

by Hondipo September 18, 2018

san andreas highway patrol

a group of queers that suck at being leo

jesus Christ san andreas highway patrol sucks ass.

by wowthatslegitness May 31, 2019

The Nae Nae Patrol

A squadron of highly trained individuals, gifted in the art of Nae Nae, far more powerful than even Phil Swift!

Yo man watch out for the Nae Nae Patrol

by Jakepool42069 October 29, 2019

Money Drain Patrol

Not to be confused with "Money Drain" (an incompetent woman shopping for their one planned item, but leaving with 10+ items continuously), nor used independently or by pairing the former duo with "Patrol" (which is snatching pencils from nerds), "the" Money Drain Patrol are large groups of workers that are tied to any organization where the primary objective of said organisation is to take people's money via "anti-services" (definition pending), without the use of compassion, common sense or discretion.

Such organisations include, but are not limited to, City Council Groups, Airports and Taxi Companies.

"I had to pay $200 for my oversized bag, guess who? None other than the Money Drain Patrol, standing there smiling, delighted to shit over my day and empty my pockets over one centimeter"

"Getting a taxi is such an anti-service, just another excuse for the Money Drain Patrol to earn a dishonest dollar by shitting on my wallet - I only like 1km away and it took an hour"

by Mr. Straight Def October 5, 2021

Pulling a Pedro

Lying about mundane things for absolutely no reason

“Hey did Scott say he’s able to come tomorrow?” “No, he said he’s on vacation. I think he’s pulling a Pedro.”

by blinkblonk127 July 17, 2023