brass chops beard oil

Sold by a Sexy Trumpet Boi from Portsmouth west Schools.

I Bought some brass chops beard oil to help my beard

by Pillsbarrythiccman45 May 31, 2018

Gash oil

Juice of the vagina. Makes your beard grow

Veronica has some great gash oil, I got it all in my beard last night.

by Shittrrmanesh June 1, 2018

rave oil

A name used for red stripe, a Jamaican beer commonly sold at nearly every rave in the uk.

Bought very cheaply and then re sold for around £5 a can

Customer: 2 rave oils and a koppaberg please man

Barman: that'll be £17.50

by Original binbag June 6, 2018

Oil Whore

A political leader or public official who is clearly in the pocket of Big Oil.

"Wow, Justin Trudeau is a real Oil Whore."
Or, "OMG, Notley is one bat shit crazy Oil Whore."

by Tommy Honest June 11, 2018

dirty oil can

When a man and a women lay head to head and pee on each other

Hey can I get a dirty oil can

by Corneales mcdoon May 15, 2018

Testing the oil

testing the oil is when a team of, say, soccer players goes to shower and if anybody gets a boner sometimes they try and just dip the tip as though an oil cap in your car. in the puccis of anybody who cant turn around. test their oil. you be a dipstick ya see

Ron is doing his thing where he overcomes his autism by trying to temporarily dominate any encircling opposition; he's testing the oil again

by 420osis May 23, 2018

oil rig

A euphimism for jail.

Person A: I spent 4 months on an oil rig. It was hard to keep in touch with everyone.
Person B: Was that the state oil rig or the federal oil rig?

by wehrmacht_bitchesat May 27, 2018