"Smart" ass

A person who acts all smart against insults thinking all of their comebacks are the best but really they look like an asshole

Person 1: Oh my god you are such a bitch
"Smart" ass: hmmm bitch is a female dog and people like dogs so people must like me

by Epicclowngamer July 27, 2022

smart table

Smart table isn't something you can be on or sit on or work on.It is a non-physical concept older than space and time itself; it is something you know you are a part of once you have achieved greatness. Simply a gift from God.

life gave me lemons, but I sold them, invested in bitcoin and am now a part of the smart table

by Daddylonglegs17 January 23, 2018

Smart Cooler

A smart person with a cool head, no temper.

"You're such a smart Cooler!"

by Mister Pain November 30, 2023

Smart

Meaning Caleb is the smartest person on the earth, nothing is smarter than him and he is as smart as Jesus and Trump.

Sexy Lad Caleb, is the smartest person on the earth, i'd do him!

by RobinsonLOL July 4, 2023

smart-on

An erection caused by intense intellectual thought. Came to inception due to its rhyming with the word/phrase "hard-on".

Bill got a raging smart-on when he realized all of the work that goes into the creation of a single pencil.

by TronsauseFiveMillion December 7, 2010

Smart

A beautiful girl that i love very much.

Smart is a lovely lady.

by sexy purple human November 24, 2021

Smart

Someone who's a dumbass.

"My daughter is so smart"

by Jimmy Wheezer March 8, 2021