A mustache / goatee that collects the female ejaculate so you can taste it later on from your lip or lips. Sometimes sharing it with your friends and family.
Man I guess old girl last night didn't like my muff scrubber and it grown out too much and given her raspberries.
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I woke up to my friend Maya asking her, "What are you doing?" She said, "Im just muff punching you." I stated, "Your pubes are rubbing against me."
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Get the Muff Blasting mug.When one puts their mouth on a muffler of a gas powered vehicle. Than proceeds to crap out their anus.
Ian had a hard day at work. When returning home before shutting off the car he stripped down and got down on all fours. Than proceeded to give his car a muff blumpkin.
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