The Massacre

The Massacre is the most expensive drink coaster ive ever bought

why do i have to give an example? ya'll no The Massacre sucks

by aaaaaaaaa September 25, 2005

penis massage

When two wrestlers , say Vern and Maria are wrestling , when either of their legs/hands are rubbing or touching against the other's groin , it is observed as the "penis massage"

Maria slapped Vern onto the floor and while wrestling , she did the penis massage on him

by sunshine selma December 3, 2007

Massachusettes Mailbag

A sexual act in which 200 men form a circle around a woman, coming into a mailbag one at a time until the bag is filled with the sperm of every man. The woman in the center of the circle is then hit in the face repeatedly with the bag.

An alternate form of this act is called the Massachusettes Mailbag "Charleston Chew," in which the man who hits the woman with the bag proceedes to shit into the woman's mouth.

Henry wondered why Sally wasn't at work, but then he remembered that she was still recovering from that crazy Massachusettes Mailbag on Sunday.

by Scottimius September 6, 2008

Sharon, Massachusetts

a town in Massachusetts; lower echelons of the upper class: decay in a cloud of pot smoke; yuppie, middle-aged white parents, who enjoy the country clubs their parents may have been exluded from, recreated the mold: yuppie, teenaged white children, who wish their parents were black gansta rappers from compton, emphasize the mold

Hey, Tom, I was wondering if you wanted to score some pot in Sharon, Massachusetts.

by ER Cornell August 18, 2009

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

A terrific movie. I'm referring to the 2003 version of this film.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is NOT a true story. It is BASED on the events of Ed Gein, a serial killer who lived in Plainfield, Wisconsin in the 1950's. He killed only 2 women but dug up many more in the graveyard and attempted to make a full-body woman suit. He also collected ears, fingers, toes, heads, skulls and noses. He was arrested and brought to court and found guilty but lived the rest of his life in a mental instution. He died of cancer in 1984.

by Corb March 14, 2005

mass shooting generation

The generation of young people in school between Columbine and Parkland massacres, where mass shootings have become commonplace.

After Parkland the mass shooting generation finally said enough is enough and with the leadership of student activist have taken on the NRA and Republican and Democratic representatives that have been restrained by NRA and their cronies. NRA policies have had priority over gun safety and those advocating background checks, mental health screening, and limitations on firepower.

by mlhiss May 12, 2018

ass massacre

How your ass feels after anal sex with an inexperienced person.

My date with Bob was wonderful, fine dining, dancing under the stars, and a delicious breakfast back at his place the next morning, but he left out the part about the ass massacre! I'll never go bottoms up with him again!

by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006