Gonna need more Tide

A phrase used to describe a situation that’s directly or indirectly going to result in a mess or lots of laundry

I'm/we're/they're/you're/y'all gonna need more Tide

Um... your cat just gave birth in the linen closet. You're gonna need more Tide.

Mom: Turns out, Casey isn't potty trained
Dad: We're gonna need more Tide.

by gnmt March 16, 2023

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021

I more than love you...

The feeling that overpowers your mind, soul, and body. My every breath is for YOU. I fall asleep thinking of u, I dream the WHOLE night about u, and I wake up for you, just in hopes to see you. My heart BELONGS to u, and beats at the same pace as yours. Without you, I'm lost, and with you, EVERY moment is complete BLISS. When I see or even think about seeing you, the butterflies are uncontrollable and my heart stops beating. You & God are the ONLY people keeping me sain, and are the only ones that I NEED & WANT in my life. When we kiss I get lost in a trance, OUR own world. You make me SENSLESS but all the same time ALL of my senses are fixed upon you! If you are happy regardless if it is will me I will be happy. I would sacrifice everything for you. YOU change the hurt others have made in my life. You made me have HOPE that my life can be how we imagined. I want to be your wife and mother of your children.YOU changed that and made me realize how HAPPY I could be if I had that with YOU. It hurts to be away from you & I CAN'T fall asleep without hearing YOUR voice everynight. I remember your EVERY word, and I can't ever forget your smile but everytime you DO smile it makes me fall IN LOVE with you all over again as if I was seeing u for the first time. Everything I do revolves around you, for you complete me. YOU are MY other half. You are my ETERNITY. My ALWAYS. Letting you go will NEVER ever be an option, Never giving up is my ONLY option.

Baby I more than love you... For eternity & always.

by Sandra Krystal Reid September 11, 2014

morning bullet

The female equivalent of morning wood.

This term is slang and refers to a female erection upon waking up in the morning. These erections are perfectly normal and occur when neurological stimulators cause blood to flow into the clitoris during REM sleep. This ensures that oxygen is properly delivered to the clitoris and helps keep clitoral tissue healthy.

Luckily for girls, morning bullets are incognito.

by 4H-Babe January 12, 2012

Moral Boobster

It'sa girl (stripper or friend) who boosts you moral by doing a flash boob.

yesterday i was feeling kinda low, but Nancy came to my place and flashe boob me to cheer me up. She's really a moral boobster!

by KinkyLulu November 19, 2009

Moron's dozen

Nine. The short alternative to the baker's dozen.

I broke three of my eggs and ended up with a moron's dozen!

We went to the donut shop, but only had enough money for a moron's dozen.

by kloiterra August 9, 2010

More Wine!

A common phrase yelled while watching Game of Thrones that encourages more binge drinking. Usually said with some enthusiasm and excitement while being screamed as often as possible.

Matt - "Hey Alex I hear Daenerys gets naked in this episode!"
Alex - "More wine!"

by Fredship April 17, 2013