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One armed Midget

that dang one armed midget was shot out of a cannon with a spear and killed half of my squad with one blow. (that's what she said...) they were all stuck on the metal pole. (that's what she said...) they all died an extremely painful and comical death. (that's what she said?) DODGEBALL!
by eetemout !!! March 20, 2009
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midgetitcher

i saw midgetitcher at the mall today itching a midget
by bananna March 11, 2005
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Midget free

As in to be without ones small children. Anything under 4 foot 9 inches is considered a midget. Not intended to offend less taller adults.
" Me and Amber are midget free this weekend so, we're clubbin."
by El castor May 20, 2009
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midget hitler

Someone who came be very nice at times who a few people like(and or worship) and can be mean and sometimes outright aggressive at others. very short, hence 'midget'. Can also be referred to as the spazz, a miny Hitler, or that really short/ aggressive person.
Girl1:Hey, aare you still having that sleep-over tomorrow night?
Girl2:Yeah.
Girl1:Who else is invited?
Girl2: Not midget hitler thats for sure, I like my house in one piece, thank-you!
by Shadow_Casters' Friend May 25, 2010
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midget dyke

A female or a male where you can not tell whether it is a girl or a boy and they are unusually short. Its definition is closely related to MB, midget bitch.
wtf, is that a girl midget or boy midget. It's just a midget dyke.
by peewhee June 4, 2010
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poopin on midgets

by Mrigloo506 March 5, 2014
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Sideways barefoot midget

Ejaculating on a girls face at an angle while putting your foot in her ass
by Weirdwun September 5, 2016
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