Maria

She may seem like an innocent girl but once you get to know her she ill show you the biggest of the dicks you'll ever see in your entire life.

That guy has a Maria-Looked dick.

by H rã me os tomatos November 22, 2021

Maria

The world's strictest mother in the world, specifically Maria Adair, mother of Cole Adair.

Mannnn of course he got grounded again. His mom is such a Maria.

I think Maria grounded him again.

by stop grounding cole mrs adair January 6, 2022

Maria

Maria is the most beautiful girl ever has big ass and tits and will fall in love with someone named Romeo

I think Maria would have a boyfriend named Romeo

by Bahrain’s July 9, 2021

Maria Jensen

Maria Jensen is a beautiful girl, that has very big tits and a very big butt.

She also has a cousin named ''Pablo'' He has a moustache

Wow is that Maria Jensen
She must have some big tits
And a wierd cousin

by Maria Jensen December 2, 2019

Maria

Maria is super quiet, yet well balanced and incredibly mellow. She remains calm and does what’s best for herself. She is pretty and she knows. Doesn’t say much about herself. Very attentive and perceptive. Secretly very bitchy… but still very nice.

I love Maria

by yukarim November 22, 2021

Maria

She's everything that a man needed.

Ronn found his Maria.

by Tonyyytonyyy June 10, 2021

Gecko Maria

A villain that gives souls to other objects with a portuguese custard pie and a little mustache on his face.

oh no gecko maria

by sannsan November 21, 2021