by petedude101 May 28, 2006
Get the mary joanna mug.An end-of-the-night maneuver in a last ditch effort to get laid; usually marked by desperation and a high percent likelihood of failure.
Bar close after a long night of flirting and heavy grinding...
Girl: "I'm headed home now."
Boy: "I can't help but think I should be going with you." Hail Mary
Girl: "I have a boyfriend."
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Brando really threw a hail mary the other night when he whipped out his penis at last call.
Girl: "I'm headed home now."
Boy: "I can't help but think I should be going with you." Hail Mary
Girl: "I have a boyfriend."
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Brando really threw a hail mary the other night when he whipped out his penis at last call.
by Tallefield March 6, 2011
Get the Hail Mary mug.The gorgeous vixen that sits the summit of Mt. Sexiness.
She is gorgeous, kind, stimulating and has a voice that could charm ice away from Antartica.
Ann Marie is so beautiful that her image is used to distract entire armies in battle and she is therefore considered the most prized implement of weapons of mass destruction.
She is desired by many, men and women, and the cause of horrendous jealousy among those that know they can never compare to her.
She has gorgeous green eyes, beautiful long dark hair, a killer smile, a body of a goddess and her laugh will cause chills to gallop through your soul.
She is gorgeous, kind, stimulating and has a voice that could charm ice away from Antartica.
Ann Marie is so beautiful that her image is used to distract entire armies in battle and she is therefore considered the most prized implement of weapons of mass destruction.
She is desired by many, men and women, and the cause of horrendous jealousy among those that know they can never compare to her.
She has gorgeous green eyes, beautiful long dark hair, a killer smile, a body of a goddess and her laugh will cause chills to gallop through your soul.
Male 1: (speaking into a cell phone)"OMG, I am a dead man!"
Male 2: "What's wrong dude?"
Male 1: "Jesna just caught me looking at Ann Marie and she knows no man can resist Ann Marie. She's coming this way with an axe! Tell the hospital to prep for surgery to re-attach a penis and my cranium!"
Male 2: "What's wrong dude?"
Male 1: "Jesna just caught me looking at Ann Marie and she knows no man can resist Ann Marie. She's coming this way with an axe! Tell the hospital to prep for surgery to re-attach a penis and my cranium!"
by stuart71857 February 11, 2010
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Get the mary frances mug.Come with me... Hail Mary nigga run quick see! What do we have here now? Do you wanna ride or die? La da da da da da da da...
by Mike March 2, 2005
Get the Hail Mary mug.-slang for a near-retarded sports commentator
-Mary Carillo makes a living through ad hoc comments that stupid people love
-NBC does everything it can to make sure she doesn't come into contact with other commentators because they all hate her (and her rancid pussy probably stinks up the set, too)
-Mary Carillo makes comments that delight and intrigue the dregs of society
-Mary Carillo makes a living through ad hoc comments that stupid people love
-NBC does everything it can to make sure she doesn't come into contact with other commentators because they all hate her (and her rancid pussy probably stinks up the set, too)
-Mary Carillo makes comments that delight and intrigue the dregs of society
by ATennisFan February 28, 2010
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