Matthew M.

A type of person that likes to sleep with another type of person called Jason Mester

Matthew M. is a used gay kid

by Powzk March 24, 2019

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Matthew Holden

The Hottest dude ever and has long hair and is 5"8 to 5"9 is faithful and should always make you laugh he has some bad jokes but will always protect you he's good at football and minecraft and is cracked at fortnite my dude and is in excellent shape

Matthew Holden Is sooooooo hot

by TrueMon December 5, 2020

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kerry matthews

The epitome of sexy, a dominant sexual woman who knows her desires and acts upon them

I met a right Kerry Matthews the other night, I think I may be in love

by Bonn. April 2, 2020

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Muddy Matthew

The same concept as the "wet willy," except instead of sticking the finger in their mouth, the attacker first sticks their finger in their bum

"I was sitting in my room the other day when I thought my brother gave me a wet willy. It was only after i smelled something putrid did I realize that it was really a Muddy Matthew"

by Muddy Matthew April 1, 2016

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matthew star

Matthew star was a Peron who told Hitler where all the Jews were hiding, Matthew is Jewish himself but he wanted Hitler to spare him so he told them where they were all hiding.

Matthew told Hitler where we are and now we are dead you will be remembered as Matthew star

by PewPewshots April 20, 2018

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