Carolyn/Matthew

People who believes that macaronous is the singular form of macaroni

Person 1: Have you heard? They're such a Carolyn/Matthew.
Person 2: Wdym?
Person 1: They used macaronous to refer to a single macaroni!
Person 2: Oh, EW!

by papi.SPAGHETTO November 6, 2020

Matthew Ouimette

hes so weird, not a fan favorite very much not liked. he walks into a room everyone cry tears of sadness. no one talks to him he sit alone at lunch, this poor boy is so strange.

Matt: hey

everyone: ew its Matthew Ouimette, don't go near him or you'll get the nerd touch

by matthater101(gg) September 30, 2020

matthew fellows

The best head ever given. The sexiest guy in school who gets all the girls. Not to mention his incredible strength

Matthew Fellows

is so fine

by The mathe enator September 20, 2017

Matthew Waugh

A Matthew Waugh is someone who is a joke or meme

Do you know Kyle?
Yeah that boy a Matthew Waugh

by Rudeboy flex September 28, 2017

Whiffing Matthew

When you douse your finger in ball sweat and then wave your finger under someone's nose.

Dude, that dude just gave me a whiffing Matthew and by the smell I think he might have cancer!

by CoreyFeldman October 27, 2017

Matthew Warner

A English Teacher who has lost his mind in Atlanta who now teaches in P.A. and is Roasted constantly by his First period class.

Matthew Warner-The English teacher.
Redheaded freak that breaks his ankle playing hockey.
The man who has Chicken LEGS.
NOT A BOSS.

by Nash the Smartass May 24, 2017

matthew ridd

A talented, young individual who is willing to put work before personal life.

Wow, Matthew Ridd is great for our company, his work speaks for itself!

by closetothebone April 20, 2018