Massapequa

Consists of 2 main areas, south and north of Merrik road. South of merrick road is soccer moms and the most entitled people ever. North is ok but looks like Detroit compared to the south. Also strangely republican for being in a blue state. One side you can be on a boat in your mansion, the other one you can be getting shanked by a crackhead. Obnoxious people like to rant about all American because, “ I’ve been coming here for 69,0000,00000 years and I travel from China just to come here.”

Dude I just got ran over by a Massapequa mom in a new Escalade, who the hell gave her a license?

by Dale Earnhardt #3 December 3, 2024

massrage

هوا الشخص الذي يستعمل الAi كثيرا

chbik walit yesser massrage?

by lella jnayna January 16, 2026

Massaging the Language

A form of speaking used when trying to convince somebody of something obviously false in order to maintain a delusional truth.

Hanna tried telling us her Microsoft Word was standard for a macbook for hours, she was obviously massaging the language.

by llunstablell February 10, 2026

Massagoraphobe

A person who experiences intense emotional
distress, often manifesting as tears or
tantrums, when deprived of regular massage
therapy.

Example: "She's such a Massagoraphobe, she
cried for hours when her appointment got
cancelled."

by Nameh March 5, 2026

Mausage

A rod-shaped part of seasoned ground moose in a casing, normally blue in appearance.

Sausage party more like mausage party.

by Mr. Zmlaqp October 1, 2025

Two-message goodbye

when a betch tex-messagis yo, an' yo want to get her clingy ass away. ax her a question then when she sends hers back at ya. yo send her to da curb.

yeah man that betch wont leaf me alone...
fuck i gotta two-message goodbye that nasty swamp donkey.

by pdo and top shottie January 5, 2008

dread message

A message left on someones phone when the person leaving it is drunk.

"I got totally hammered last night and left a dread message on my girlfriends phone."

by Kurt Chaka March 2, 2008