mad hand

Skills so incredible that they have the effect on observers of an excellent handjob.

I would like to make sweet sweet love to your show four times a day for the next year and have 5000 little babies running around to keep giving me mad hand... Oh my God that mad, mad hand. Please never go off the air because all the joy will be exhausted from my life and I will probably kill a family of bunny rabbits before turning the shotgun on myself.

by Jenandra May 26, 2008

Mad Tangle of butt hair

Any situation involving more than 2 people.

Government is a mad tangle of butt hair

by RaySasyouallseeme March 7, 2010

Mad Kau

A fire rapper who makes some heat, usually Indian and a law abiding Hindu

Man that Indian kid is a Mad Kau he’s fire

by Big Li August 15, 2019

mad cow

See Margaret Thatcher.

Oh no the mad cow is on the loose, get the tranquilzer gun!

by Brigante October 23, 2005

Mad Nice

Popular phrase used by homosexuals

"-yo why did you steal our bong?-its mad nice i had to"
"you cant roll blunts that's shitty, nah yo mad nice!"
"you shouldn't take xanax its bad for u, nah son mad nice"
"what a mad nice day, i think i'm going to take bars today"

by datnigaburei October 21, 2009

mad sesh

A crazy-ass gathering of some description.

A gathering of people, usually involving copious alcohol consumption and thus subsequent alcohol fueled antics. Most of the time this will result in baaaare drama going down. The more drama, the madder the sesh.

Guy: I'm so ill. Haven't moved all day! What a mad sesh!

by Clayr89 January 2, 2011

Mad Bitch

A person that is mad(cool)

Kyle Doherty is a mad bitch.
Jake Beaver is not a mad bitch.

by Kyle haha August 10, 2006