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Bluetooth Madness

When somebody goes starts yelling at somebody over a bluetooth and you don't realize there on a bluetooth.
Person A: Dude whats that guys problem?!
Person B: It's a severe case of Bluetooth Madness... poor soul.
by ConHoofa October 15, 2008
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counter-mad

When someone gets upset with you for getting upset at them.
After much thought, I let him know I was upset, and he just got counter-mad at me and put the phone down.
by momonerd May 14, 2020
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Mad Hare

(ma-add h-air)

A character of unexplainable nature. Usually extremely insane, a lovable creature who, if treated correctly, will bring you lots of luck. Always extremely attractive. Only one in existence at any time.
That Mad Hare bit my arm off and called my brother's sister his 'exquisite humping post'.

Mad Hare gave me five dollars! Then apologized for setting my house on fire! What a great guy!
by Gix Tzimisce January 20, 2009
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mad-hatted

When the condensation from your pint glass causes the coaster to stick to the bottom when you pick it up, making it look like the Mad Hatter's hat.
Dude, your beer is mad-hatted.
by looneybinproductions July 18, 2010
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sodomy mad

When you are so mad that you want to sodomize yourself with an inanimate object, like a TV remote.
"My brother was so mad that mom cancelled his World of Warcraft account that he tried to sodomize himself with the TV remote.
He skipped sad and angry and went straight to sodomy mad."
by jared8b23 February 20, 2014
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mad loot

yo he got mad loot playing ball
by acipp July 3, 2014
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Mad Schafer

Fucking a girl and feeding her tacos at the same time. To perform a true Mad Schafer, one must also shout "Bitch, do you know why they call me Mad Schafer?" Regardless of what she responds, one must then say "BECAUSE I'M MAD!" and then proceed to force feed her more tacos.

-Variations-

The reverse Schafer: Feeding a girl tacos while fucking her from behind.

The lazy Schafer: Having a girl ride you while you feed her tacos.

The dirty Schafer: Basically the same thing as the Dirty Sanchez, except with tacos.
Dude I wanna fuck so bad, but i also want tacos" "Dude just Mad Schafer dat ass
by DontRentFromRedBox April 22, 2011
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