locke

John Locke is not the bald dude from Lost. John Locke is an English Philosopher who even influenced the American Declaration of Independence.

"omg john locke is so awesome"
"oh yeah, I read his book."
"omfg they have Lost books?"
"You lost your book?"
"What book?"
"..."

by g f b February 27, 2008

clit licker

A heterosexual male, as opposed to a homosexual one

He's not gay; he's a clit licker.

by Todd Patina July 4, 2005

dildo licker

Someone who licks dildoes. An insult.

"So diss all you want but it won't make your weenie any bigger you dildo licker." - William Murderface of Dethklok. (Metalocalypse Season 1 Episode 5)

by FH$TGI^JO May 15, 2007

licker

Person who originates from the North of England.

Joe is a right (coal) licker

by Bernard Rickel August 7, 2003

turd-licker

A person who uses excessive behavior to be considered for a job or promotion. Most serious and next in the series : brown-noser then ass-kisser then turd-licker.

My efforts of getting the promotion by being a brown-noser as well as an ass-kisser to the boss were outmatched by the actions of the turd-licker in our organization.

by MWBishop July 1, 2010

Lettuce licker

Lettuce ... as in a vagina. Therefore a lettuce licker is someone who is attracted to vagina .mostly used to offend lesbians like Kate Hansen.

“Oh Shut up kate , you lettuce licker!”

by Cuntragcunt May 10, 2018

fish licker

A lesbian; particularly one who is not fastidious when it comes to her partners feminine hygiene habits. So called due to the fishy aroma of the unwashed female genitals.

So Simone, are you a fish licker too?

by Apathetic Care Bear January 29, 2005