Retarded Tourist: okay dude, so first we're gonna visit Anne Frank's house, then we head to the Van Gogh museum...
Smart Tourist: wtf dawg, lets just go straight to the Red Light District ! Imma smoke a joint there and fuck sum hos while your havin fun at yo' "museums"
Smart Tourist: wtf dawg, lets just go straight to the Red Light District ! Imma smoke a joint there and fuck sum hos while your havin fun at yo' "museums"
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#1 - Someone who shows no balls or can't pull weight
#2 - Someone/something that is too skinny or too small/lightweight
#3 - To light a fire under someones ass
#2 - Someone/something that is too skinny or too small/lightweight
#3 - To light a fire under someones ass
#1 - I thought he was tough, but he proved himself light in the ass that night.
#2 - Ted - "Hows that four wheeler running?"
Biff - "Its got nut but a little light in the ass for my taste. It wont track for shit!"
#3 - Biff - "What am Im going to do to motivate this girl to work?"
Jeff - "Well my take is light in the ass or its sayonara!"
#2 - Ted - "Hows that four wheeler running?"
Biff - "Its got nut but a little light in the ass for my taste. It wont track for shit!"
#3 - Biff - "What am Im going to do to motivate this girl to work?"
Jeff - "Well my take is light in the ass or its sayonara!"
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Martin and Kendra got really trashed and made some awesomely-bad decisions after drinking The Blue Light Special all night at the Fourth of July party.
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Get the Yellow light mug.A lewd light show is when you pull down your pants and lay on your back, with your exposed rear end in the air. then, break open a bunch of glow-sticks, and pour the neon ooze inside of them, onto and/or around your anus region (it is recommended to have people assisting). then when the time is right, or for those more talented, you must fart. thus, launching the neon colors into the air, creating a beautiful array of colors showering down on you and your friends.
Man 1: yo man, did you catch the halftime show last night?!
Man 2: nah i missed it, what happened?
Man 1: aww it was amazing! after hannah montana finished her last song she called 30 kids onstage!! then all the lights went dim and we couldn't really tell what was going on, when all of a sudden the most beautiful blossom of lights exploded from where the stage had been. it was the most amazing and only surprise lewd light show i've ever seen, i nearly wept.
Man 2: nah i missed it, what happened?
Man 1: aww it was amazing! after hannah montana finished her last song she called 30 kids onstage!! then all the lights went dim and we couldn't really tell what was going on, when all of a sudden the most beautiful blossom of lights exploded from where the stage had been. it was the most amazing and only surprise lewd light show i've ever seen, i nearly wept.
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