by The Clawed Paper Towel Headset November 21, 2020

A liquid spread is a moistening of the pants after a very aggressive flagilance It may also be described as a very intense feeling of a soon to come liquid spread Those who experience liquid spreads are predominantly male, with the legs, and may also show signs of deb complex
by Mike Hawk (Tonys Brother) April 2, 2019

Jokingly telling fellow adults dat, "At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water" may indeed make them feel better about a drearily-wet portion of da end/beginning-of-year season, but small children may not be over impressed or cheered by said statement, since they would much prefer to have snow dat dey could go out and play in.
by QuacksO November 22, 2021

by Ahadi2011 July 4, 2025


A term for “almond milk” commonly used in Amish-populated areas, particularly Ohio and Pennsylvania.
Person 1: “Do you want some milk?”
Person 2: “No, I’m lactose intolerant. I’ll have the liquid nut butter instead.”
Person 2: “No, I’m lactose intolerant. I’ll have the liquid nut butter instead.”
by LostGirl1231 February 12, 2024

A drink of epic proportions consisting of a massive bowl or container filled with 1 type of every energy drink in a given gas station or quickmart spiked with Caffeine pills. WARNING: If this is your first or second time trying Puma YOU ARE A LOT MORE TIRED THAN YOU REALIZE DO NOT FUCKING DRIVE I WARN YOU NOW!!!
I drank some fucking awesome Puma (Liquid Energy) last night and was able to stay up so I got laid 3 extra times. PUMA!
by Unsaidpaper July 13, 2011
