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Lapdong

When your bulge goes up when they sit on your lap

(Thx Kelly-)
S/O: “Can i sit on your lap?”

Him:” Aight.”

S/O: “Is that ur lapdong?”
by DRichest July 14, 2021
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Lapizmaniac

A bisexual sociopath who constantly doubts his purpose in life. Also is a skid mark enthusiast, collecting centuries old underwear for the ancient faeces.
Lapizmaniac sucks balls
by Johnathan Swazztastic September 1, 2021
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LaParis

A sweet witty girl
Most likely a Pisces with an eye for open world concepts , free as a bird , kept as a cage , but has and uproar of fierceness that can show if taken
Advantage of , overall a blast when comfortable around u , can sense bullshit a mile away and isn’t afraid to let it be known
LaParis is a quiet storm with such a big wrath I love her kick rock ass
by LaParis November 23, 2021
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Laporta Slap

A slap so humiliating that the recipient is left red-faced and speechless. When the shock wears off, the recipient, feeling the utmost shame, usually claims that it didn’t even hurt.
Did you see Laporta slap John Cala right in the face after he pulled the fire alarm? That Laporta Slap was epic. It totally left John Cala red-faced and speechless.

That Laporta Slap was the slap heard round the world. The squirt John Cala will never recover from that Laporta Slap. He’ll probably still be in denial, talking about how it didn’t even hurt 15 years later.
by Verostoria January 22, 2022
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Lapras' Law

A method of appraisal in Pokemon GO where playing GBL is not necessary for success. If your screenshots are not built, your pokemon does not exist.
Lapras' Law

"I hatched this today im pretty hype about, definately will evolve and XL it for pvp and stuff"

"Would XL Togekiss still do good in open ML or is it better in the non XL league these days"

"My best shadow mamo yet, im hoping Johto tour can help me finish getting XLs for it"

"Should i use a 14 14 15 shadow machamp in XL ML"

"Would a regular hundo XL Hippowdon do okay in Master League XL, been debating maxing my hundo since i have the XLs for it, use it for pvp and maybe gyms randomly"
by Shiny DerpLapras February 28, 2022
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Flippin' Laps

This occurs when you are driving around in a circular motion. Usually it occurs in small towns.
To flip laps you start at a starting point, usually a parking lot. From there you drive a few blocks, anywhere from 3-12. Then turn left or right, and keep turning that direction until you are back on the road you started on and return to the start point. This is a lap! Now continue doing this and you will be flippin' laps and all your friends will know it!
by Nickerbug May 4, 2010
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midnight laps

Engaging in sexual intercourse between the hours of 1 and 4am.

Can also apply to sex occurring within 3 minutes of waking up from an REM sleep.
"Yo Johnny, that's your 3rd cup of coffee before 10am, what gives bro???"

"Damn man, ran some midnight laps with the lady last night, never caught my second wind"
by Jrockwhc June 29, 2012
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