Kick the Bean

Getting a girl off my stimulating her engorged clitoris with one or both of your feet.

Rachel had me kick the bean last night. She says my bunion really makes her squirt.

My freshman year was the best. My two roommates introduced me to a three way kick the bean.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

mooning-kick

~ mooning-kick

The perfect retaliation after being mooned. The victim executes a (flying) kick at the mooner.
A direct hit indicates the perfect revenge.
If the victim misses his kick, the mooning counts as twice the humiliation.

Alexander: You got mooned yesterdag, didn't you?
Robin: Don't worry, afterwards I performed a flying mooning-kick.
Moe: But I dodged you!
Daniel: Whaha, double mooned!
robin: Oh, dear.

by MoLetalis March 26, 2010

kick the orange

Failing or messing up; not succeeding.

1) I hope I didn't kick the orange on my test!

2) Man, I totally kicked the orange on that test.

by wurd. August 12, 2006

Mule kick

When receiving head the guy puts his leg smoothly behind her head and gives her a swift knock to the back of the head.

John was telling me last night that he “mule kicked” a bitch so hard she started to neigh.

by Bigdickenergy2.0 November 29, 2018

Kick up

kick up basically means im chillin

niya: your good?
Kay: yea I’m kick up

by imabadbitch_ December 4, 2020

Kicking the Windmill

to kick a windmill is to imply that you have done something exceptionally morally inappropriate or ambiguous, (esp. sexually) but actually you are only referring to kicking a literal windmill

dude, last night i was over a sally's house and we were kicking the windmill so hard.

or

dude last night i kicked sally's windmill so hard she cried

by ktw4 October 2, 2010

Kick the Covers

What you do when you're having withdrawals from illicit drugs, especially opiates, ie; oxycodone. Literally kicking your legs around under the blankets because you can't get comfortable.

Man, it's been a tough couple days. I been at home gettin ill by my lonesome. Ain't had any oxies in a minute, man I'ma have to kick the covers for a couple days!

by Alabaster Croti August 4, 2011