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Julia

Someone who is so caught up in their own life, that they don't understand any concepts of other peoples lives around them. Acts innocent and insecure, yet is greedy and only pretends to care for others. When she gets what she wants, she thinks life is at its fullest and does not care for anything else. Julia is like an ignorant squirrel who is only happy when it finds its nut. When it doesn't get that nut, its a fucking pain in the ass and yet makes you feel bad for it.
Julia: name of a manipulator
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Queen of spice
Guy 1: My food tastes like shit.
Guy 2: You need a Julia in your life guy 1.
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Julia is a caring person. She can be shy and anti-social but once u get to know her you'll be besties. she can be savage sometimes if u have met a julia ver u are the luckiest person ever. she is loyal in very way
Me; that boy is rude
Julia: imma beat him up for ya
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A short Caucasian blondie who appears to be innocent on the outside with her charm and pleasantries, but is really a ravenous wolf with a demented demeanor. She will entice you with words of affirmation, flirting and mannerism that would say otherwise. She is always surrounded by a friend circle that too are unaware of her antics. Even if they were to discover such an antic, they will be victims in the long-run. Whenever she is alone is when she'll make the strike and follow through with sociopath methods that constrict her victim's way of getting help. Whether it be through blackmail, dehumanization or blatant methodical lies, she will get what she desires. And that is only the beginning of your troubles. She will get a mass of other individuals involved in an inside joke just for fun, unaware that its a daily, constant reminder that you are under her thumb while playing by her own ruled. Even so, there is surprisingly a girl under all that grime. Sadly, if you were to escape from her grip, no one would believe you. People will doubt and accuse you for lying because of the perfect girl facade they trust in. No one will ever know the truth's behind the molestation, blackmail, dehumanization, etc. The only thing you can do now, is pray.
Person 1: Man, my squeeze surprised me in the bathroom last night and we spent all night fucking. Then i woke up in the morning to find the cops at my door about domestic abuse. I called for help but not a single one believed me! She already called my family and everyone at work sobbing about this allegation. Even my boss found out!
Person 2: Dang, you got messed up by a Julia.
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A short Caucasian blondie who appears to be innocent on the outside with her charm and pleasantries, but is really a ravenous wolf with a demented demeanor. She will entice you with words of affirmation, flirting and mannerism that would say otherwise. She is always surrounded by a friend circle that too are unaware of her antics. Even if they were to discover such an antic, they will be victims in the long-run. Whenever she is alone is when she'll make the strike and follow through with sociopath methods that constrict her victim's way of getting help. Whether it be through blackmail, dehumanization or blatant methodical lies, she will get what she desires. And that is only the beginning of your troubles. She will get a mass of other individuals involved in an inside joke just for fun, unaware that its a daily, constant reminder that you are under her thumb while playing by her own ruled. Even so, there is surprisingly a girl under all that grime. Sadly, if you were to escape from her grip, no one would believe you. People will doubt and accuse you for lying because of the perfect girl facade they trust in. No one will ever know the truth's behind the molestation, blackmail, dehumanization, etc. The only thing you can do now, is pray.
Person 1: Man, my squeeze surprised me in the bathroom last night and we spent all night fucking. Then i woke up in the morning to find the cops at my door about domestic abuse. I called for help but not a single one believed me! She already called my family and everyone at work sobbing about this allegation. Even my boss found out!
Person 2: Dang, you got messed up by a Julia.
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Julia is a word to describe smelliness. Do you smell bad? Can I smell your stenche? Therefore, you are a Julia! Julias love animals, typically cats, and they are almost always greasy.
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Together with Sarahs, Julias are the best infant aunts. Not only will they bring you homecooked food and watch your newborn child while you try to get some rest, they will pick it up and make sure it wont miss the scheduled pediatrician appointment in case your boyfriend got a gastrointestinal infection from accidentaly eating babypoo, because he did not wash his hands after changing the dipers.

Julias know everything about babycare and babycare products. They are very skilled cradlers and experts for calming techniques. Julias can be very protective about their nephews at times and the clear boundaries in her soft spoken voice make ill intented invaders shy away and babys feel save in her arms. Julias also have great taste in infant fashion.
While Julias make babycare look so easy, they tend to be rather hard on themselves when it comes to raising their own children. Thats why they will often only have children in their late thirtys, almost fourties.
1.

- omg, her sister is amazing. Shes like the best aunt ever. She makes everything look so easy. Does she have any kids of her own? i wonder.. because she would make a great mom.
- i know, right? Idk, she must be a Julia! They do everything at their own pace.

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- that baby looks so cute. i wanna smell its hair while its sleeping.
- careful, i think thats a Julia watching it. Lets just keep it moving.
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