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John

A total lame dummy who thinks hes smart and funny. (Usually has anger problems too.)
Avoid at all costs.
"Ugh, quit being such a John."
by Trueblue16 September 24, 2025
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Formally known as that “Johnathan”. To be on that Johnathan is to be on that Westerby. To have that John is to have the best there is, nothing better.
You’re gambling, getting it in… you’re on that John.

You just picked a dime up from the bar. You’re on that John.
by Movie Magic October 8, 2025
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Oh John? Yeah he's a monkey
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takes veiny ah dih to his ahh. scores lower on multiple choice exams than everybody else too.
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That Movie was John.
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Guy: How is John doing
Guy2: good
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John is a loving man who can do anything perfectly, he's literally just him, yk?
John is perfect
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