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John Petrucci

1. The living machine behind the madness that is guitar in the progressive metal band known as Dream Theater.

Anyone relevant to this man, whether they have seen him perform or know him personally, is probably either dead or severely to mortally wounded from the sonic warfare he omits when in "world domination mode". Petrucci's balls are assumed to be so large that they exert their own gravitational force roughly equivalent to that of Saturn.
John Petrucci on Youtube. Search "psycho petrucci secret tape" and see for yourself.
by Sleepyfate February 20, 2009
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john joo

Some caillou looking retard who likes sarah joo and is a try hard and is garenteed no pussy
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John pork

John pork is calling

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“have you seen John porks new post?”

“Yes isnt he so beautiful
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John Benedict

A John Benedict si a cute,kind and well-being person.
But sometimes he can be a gross type..
Girl1: I had a date with a John Benedict.
Boy2: YOUR LUCKY!!
by Bigboy26 November 7, 2019
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John Ritter

An American actor most known for his roles in Three's Company, 8 Simple Rules and a guest appearance in M*A*S*H. John Ritter's birthdate was 17th of September 1948 and his date of death was 11th of September 2003. He died of an aortic dissection, will be forever remembered.
RIP John Ritter 1948-2003
Three's Company
8 Simple Rules
M*A*S*H
by P. Redeckis May 3, 2006
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John Linnell

Sexy middle-aged accordion player for They Might Be Giants with really cool hair.
lawl, i luv john linnell.
by TaraTheGianthead February 15, 2006
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John Major

Boring Prime Minister who did not a lot other than paved the way for an even worse Prime Minister. Told us all to refrain from adultery whilst he did otherwise. Tony Blairs Scapegoat for all thats wrong with Britain a decade later. Erm, thats about it.
Why did John Major have a stomach ache? He was always eating dodgy Currie
by ozwold November 25, 2004
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