new jersey

New Jersey, what's not to like? Most people that put down Jersey havent even stepped foot in the state, so f' them, there opinions don't mean a damn thing. Yeah "yo" is a great attention getter and we say it all the time, is that such a bad thing? At least we aren't going around say "hey ya'll" or "quit being so gnarly dude!" No we aren't all italian, and no not all of us live like the saprano's. most of the people that act like that werent even born and raised in jersey, they are usually from new york. they only moved here because its safer. yeah newark and camden are mad dangerous at night, but no just because you drive through there doesnt mean you will get shot. just dont stare at people on the streets and act like a dumbass. and no not all of us live off the parkway so quit "what exit are you from" most people dont even refer to exits. we dont call it the beach its the shore, and half the time we only go down there to party. we know exactally where to get alcohol illegally and we arent stupid enough to use a fake idea, just chalk your age you asshole. if you dont drive fast and agressivly, then you dont belong here. if you think jersey smells then i suggest you either stay out or shut your mouth before we take a bat to your head. none of us say "joisey" if anything its more "jerrrrze." every good night ive had ended at a diner at 4am for breakfast after a good night of partying, which always ends with a fight. f' you im from jersey and i love it.

dickwad: hahahaha you said "water" messed up. its because your from "joisey!"
me: yo im from new jersey, would you like a bagel up your ass dickwad?

by irishJERSEYgirrlFURREALLL September 3, 2006

jenseny

Someone that you really want to go out with, but it never really works out, that one crush I guess.

I really thought I had something going but Jenseny didn’t think so

by Jack I guess January 21, 2019

Jesse James

Jesse James is one of the weirdest, but best guys you'll ever meet. He can make such a large impact on your life. He is always trying to make people smile and will always be on your side. If your close or dating a Jesse James don't let them go because he is such a sweet and caring guy. He may not always seem like it but he is. He might not always think he's enough for someone but he is more than enough and won't admit it to himself. Although he is stupid and kind of ignorant he's a good guy over all.

Jesse James is such a dork, but a great friend.

by Dat-one January 12, 2020

Jensen

Jensens r the sweetest most cuddly boys with the biggest hearts. Jensens r music loving strong willed mammas boys, that value the close bonds they make.

I fell bad for anyone who doesn’t have a Jensen in their circle

by Cantheman April 1, 2020

Maynard Jensen

The only person who loves the cock more than Anna Nicole Smith.

Wow, Maynard Jensen would give Anna Nicole a run for her money.

by blueskiesblueeyes April 3, 2009

New Jersey Sixty-Nine

A sexual act in which two people perform oral sex on each other's anuses simultaneously.

Bobby and Stacey were tired of regular oral sex, so they decided to do the New Jersey Sixty-Nine.

by jowseyshore January 11, 2010

The Jersey Hot Dog

the act of taking sand paper and rubbing it on the penis, then proceeding to cover the penis in Tobasco brand hot sauce and having a female give you oral sex.

A: yo, i had jenna give me the jersey hot dog last night.
B: ouch, How'd that go?
A: there were scabs everywhere

by HACKAMUH March 5, 2011