Jesus is King

What Christians and any cool person says

Jesus is King

Hai

by Christian but gay July 7, 2021

Jesuit High School

Jesbians <3

People at Jesuit High School are total Jesbians!

by Ur moms 3rd head December 4, 2021

since Jesus was a cowboy

Something that hasn't happened for a long time. Literally, before Jesus got a big promotion to supervision and quit working on the tools.

The Toronto Make Believes haven't won the Stanley Cup since Jesus was a cowboy.

by Telmea Story June 4, 2018

Meme Jesus

He is the jesus of the meme world. He has the power to end a meme or create a new viral one.

Meme jesus just ended the keke challenge.

by Purewaterdrinking August 1, 2018

stoner's jesus

Bob Marley.

Bob Marley is the stoner's jesus.

by bleeebleee January 4, 2009

Gay for Jesus

Someone so addicted to religion that they make priests look like athiests

That guy is so gay for jesus it should be a sin

by Oure September 29, 2018

Burning Some Toast (looking for Jesus)

An act in which a person offers random ideas that may somehow be related to a situation, however unlikely, in an effort to stumble upon a good idea. Similar to brainstorming, but when unexpected or unnecessary. Although either the entire phrase or the truncated version is acceptable, the entire is better used in an explanatory sense after a random statement is made.

Derived from the law of averages and the concept that if one looked at enough pieces of burnt toast, eventually one would find toast that appeared to have Jesus on it (or any other object or fictional character said observer desired)

1. Yeah, I know it was random, but I was just burning some toast (looking for Jesus).

2. I'm just burning some toast (looking for Jesus) here, but has anybody considered making a pizza out of a pancake, syrup, hash browns, bacon and sausage? (in this case it might be advisable to drop the clarifying clause for brevity)

by Gregorium Brahek III August 8, 2010