jakeball

Jakeball is a derrogotary term used in scotland to refer to a chronic alcoholic. For example some old guy drinking cheap cider at half past eight in the morning is most likely a Jakeball. This phrase is often shortened to "Jakey" or "Jake".

The word "Jake'd" can be used to describe a state of extreme or disgracefull drunkeness in an affectionate way without implying that the drunken person is an alcoholic.

1"I found some Jakeball passed out on my car this morning"
2"my dad is a fucking Jake, the cunt nicked my last cans out of the fridge"
3"I was well Jaked last night, did I leave my shoes at your place?"
4"no I dont have any spare change ya Jakey bastard"

by glamourfailurezone September 8, 2008

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jakebomb

someone who cant afford to wash.
someone who smells, steals from amy, with scraggy hair, speaks like a begoi and wears handy-dooners.

junkie wendy is a jakebomb.

by amy hogg December 15, 2008

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Jake Paul

An ex-Disney star who uses click bait for views and fakes his marriage to become relevant. Cheated on Alissa violet and took an L with Erika costell. Famous for his song "it's everyday bro" where him and his "friends" claim that England is their city whilst Tessa brooks tries to sing and dance but fails physically and emotionally as usual. Team 10 suck his ass so they don't lose there contract

"Hey did you hear sam cheated on his wife"
"Yeah he totally did a jake paul"

"He took a major L"

by Team10istrash October 7, 2017

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