That one fat friend you have who likes to E-date everyone and likes to talk shit about you no matter what. They also act like they are tough shit but in reality have a small penis and are the target of most pranks and jokes.
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Jesse is the kid in school who knows a lot about a couple of subjects but only useless facts. He is generally tall with dirty blond hair and turquoise eyes. Generally has a loose sense of humor but can make you laugh even if you're mad at him. If you are a girl reading this jesses generally have large dicks. If your a guy not by the name of Jesse, have fun I have no advise for you. If your a guy named Jesse then listen up, you are one of two things. Either ugly or hot as hell. If your ugly you have two choices. One: you are ugly but aren't usually a huge dick. Two: your ugly and are a dick. If one applies then good job you have hope to not die a virgin. If two applies then your hopeless. If your hot you have one choice. Not dying a virgin. Good job.
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