Jesse

Flu-like symptoms.

A person who hugs somebody and they immediately show flu-like symptoms.

The person who always makes everybody sick.

"I saw Jesse and now I have flu-like symptoms"
"I have flu-like symptoms, so now I have Jesse"
"Is Jesse around? I have the flu"

by Dinomus.Prime April 12, 2022

Jesse

The man’s is good but he will fuck your wifey and that’s on hood. Never trust him with yo bag or yo bitch. He does NOT kiss bitches, he break they spine and break they purses. Don’t check Jesse, check yo bitch.

Man #1: Have you seen Jesse?
Man#2: No why?
Man #1: I heard he’s taking all our bitches, better hide yours to be safe.

by jessesvvs November 23, 2021

Jesse Hitaffer

Who?

Random person: you know Jesse? (Jesse Hitaffer)
Other person: no. Who's that?

by SD J.E.S.S.E November 28, 2024

No Jess

Means that you’re not of a hoe or treesh or bop related.

Jess is a bop but not me “no jess” bro.

by Nutmonster January 5, 2025

Jesse Yourself

Synonymous with "shitting yourself". Verb, to shit.

I just had Mexican and Jesse'd myself again.

I didn't make it to the bathroom in time and Jesse'd my pants.
Careful you dont Jesse yourself!

by #notacop May 31, 2025

Jesse

A hot Italian boy who smokes weed when he's bored. he has a massive dick and doesn't seem to be ashamed of it. he is a nice single guy who will date you soon;) don't get too greedy because other girls want him to.

jesse is the hottest guy ever

by youuuuuuuuuuuuu November 29, 2022

Jesse

Jesse you are such an amazing person, your so nice, and when you give me hugs i usually expect them to be short and quick but when you made it longer my heart melted, i never thought I’d like you but i do I mean no guy has ever been this nice to me so when you started to just do things super sweet tome that you never did until now i just knew i would like you, <33 please like me back your truly mars

Jesse.

by Marsbar? September 29, 2021