Ian Dick

Biggest thing ever

I wish I had an Ian dick

by IDK3995 May 31, 2022

ian olsson

chuddiest chud of allll the lands.

"cowboy bebop ooohhh sooo good ooooooh" - an ian olsson would say.

by anthraxforkids May 5, 2024

Ian

throat goat, loves a lot of penis

Fellow lad: My friends name is Ian
You: Gross!

by ThroatGoat445 December 14, 2021

ian grove

A extremely short boy

Dang you are really ian grove

by Broom33 October 20, 2019

ian

a cunt whos mum has saggy tits. is very strict with showers and complains about everything. if you see an ian run the other way or they will pull you to see a random man that will show you birds.

person 1:omg thats ian
person 2: eww omg run away from the crusty fuck

by ihateianscausetheycrusty May 20, 2022

Ian

In the same sense that this universe has a unique orchestration of phenomena from the infinitesimal to infinite, form to formless, time to timeless so too does an Ian exist for a blink of an eye in the vast and eternal unknown place we call life. And by the way, each snowflake falls exactly in its right place and therefore so do you. Yes, there is only one Ian but is it not true there is only one you? There is no end it is only the journey.

Ian would you shut the hell up, get off your damn cushion you’ve been sitting on for hours on end get a job you long haired hippie! I’m tired of the same old…(stuff Ian has to work on)

by L. Carol April 9, 2024

Ian

“Ian” is basically “ I’m not” or “ I didn’t”

“Ian talking to him no more, he weird.” —> “I’m not talking to him no more, he weird”
“Ian take that long”
“I didn’t take that long”

by p$yfairy_ September 26, 2023