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up yours

An insult.
Means to shove some foreign object up your ass. could be a pecker, broomhandel, iron pipe, taser, board with a nail in it ect.
so I'm fired. up yours!
by Deep Blue 2012 August 17, 2009
mugGet the up yoursmug.

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I submitted your definitions to Urban Dictionary. How cool is that?
by optimus_87_ca June 26, 2004
mugGet the your definitionsmug.

your face

sometimes a hilarious and/or stupid comeback with no known comeback. added when youre being hit with good insults.
shmo-ur really ugly and stupid
shmo-hey what r u lookin at?
jo-YOUR FACE!!!!!! HAHAHA!! *runs off screaming*

#2
fred- yo! did you see that ugly guy today?
bob-yup
fred- oh yea? what did it look like?
bob-YOUR FACE! hahahaha!!!!
fred-ummm, no your face
bob- *already walking away* sure, dude the moments gone

#3
sally- *running away crying*
jeff- what you do to her man?
mike-uh, she saw YOUR FACE!!!!!! hahaha!!!
by l.h. November 21, 2006
mugGet the your facemug.

to your face

To have something raw and straight to yourself.
Billy! You better drink that bottle to your face!

I just smoked 10 grams to my face!
by Goldspot April 30, 2008
mugGet the to your facemug.

your choad

"You're in some deep shit now."
"Oh yeah? Well, your choad was in some deep shit last night. Oh snap!"
by Albie Wangsta March 27, 2004
mugGet the your choadmug.

your face

an inferior synonym to your mom

used as an immature, irritating comeback to anything said or asked (and is slightly less offensive to your mother)
Mom: Take the trash out.
Me: Take your face out.

Dad: How ws your day?
Me: Your face!

Sara: I got the new Kagrra Album, nya nya!
Me: YOUR FACE, BITCH!

Teacher: Where's your homework?
Me: Where's your face?!

Kid: You're stupid.
Me: Your FACE is stupid! Ohhh! PWND!
by -.- June 24, 2005
mugGet the your facemug.

your bad

when someone is so dismissive of, and unapologetic for, a mistake they've made that someone else needs to dismissively not apologize for them in order to point out their incredible lack of consideration for the world.
alan: dude, you just spilt your pabst blue ribbon all over my laptop and ruined it.

justin: oh, did i?

alan: yea dude. your bad.
by pseudodaniel November 19, 2009
mugGet the your badmug.

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