A name used to refer to the hand as a feminine partner of sex during solo masturbation of one who has a sexual interest in females but at the time is choosing/settling for solely a relationship with oneself and one's hand.
"My friend Dorothy Hancock suggested that I need to get laid. I informed them kindly that I am just fine with Palmela Handerson and her five sisters to take care of my sexual needs."
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