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Palmela Handerson

A name used to refer to the hand as a feminine partner of sex during solo masturbation of one who has a sexual interest in females but at the time is choosing/settling for solely a relationship with oneself and one's hand.
"My friend Dorothy Hancock suggested that I need to get laid. I informed them kindly that I am just fine with Palmela Handerson and her five sisters to take care of my sexual needs."
by Misfit Adams November 14, 2022
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faff-handed

The inability to get your hands to do something, whether due tiredness, drink or other reason.
"Come pick your cuppa off the side, seriously, im so faff-handed whilst im waking up, im liable to drop it"

"you faff-handed cockwomble, what did you do that for? go pick it up.."
by Moffyr December 30, 2022
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Reich-hander

Derogatory-informal a right-handed person
Vladimir Putin is evil you might even say he is Reich-hander
by Mackenzie345 February 28, 2023
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This refers to the palm of the hand and the five fingers,and is a term used for masterbating
I bet you had fun in the bathroom with Palmella Handerson and her five sisters
by Weirdo#666 March 9, 2023
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Grabby Handerson

Someone who can’t keep their hands to themselves. They are constantly touching and feeling on someone else.
It was like he had 10 pairs of hands, he was all grabby handerson.
by Otis Spunkmiester July 4, 2023
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Chase Haney

Chase Haney is slang for A guy who is secretly gay for a guy named Charles Hernandez and dreams for him every day.
by 123AbcStevie February 20, 2024
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