Handshake fuck

A type of sexual encounter that acts as an introduction and way to get to know each other before busting out the whips and ropes. The vanilla sex before the kinky sex so as to gauge the vibe.

My first night with him over was definitely a handshake fuck but the second night was another story.

by Factorie July 13, 2020

Handshake

Thumb in the pink four in the stink.

When I had sex with her for the first time I had to be a gentleman and give her holes a handshake.

by Caulkcogan October 17, 2020

handbook hoe

An old school hoe that follow old school hoe rules

Oh she/he a handbook hoe

by Jayinthemiddle September 24, 2021

Handbook Rules

Player defined rules in any kind of game that is meant to counteract unpopular, annoying, or dishonorable play-styles.

Player 1: “oh man, camping is such a dumb and wimpy way to play in Call of Duty.”

Player 2: “yeah man, it’s like totally against the Handbook Rules of COD.”

by The Metal Guy April 8, 2024

Emergency Handshake

A mediocre dodgeball team comprised of approximately eight individuals who, although are all very impressive individually, stand very little chance in winning anything as a group.

"Did you guys see Emergency Handshake yesterday?"
"Naw, who would want to watch a bunch of amateurs?"

by Gloomhaven March 3, 2010

Philly Handshake

Receiving a hand job while in Philadelphia where the woman simply holds on to the shaft of your dick.

I went home with this girl when i was in philly. It sucked all i got was a philly handshake.

by tex spade May 3, 2010

Guatemalan Handshake

A handjob in which Latin American/Mexican dressings/condiments are used as lube. I.E. salsa, guacamole, sour cream, hot sauce (if you're kinky) etc.

I was with this totally hot puerto rican chick last night.

Dude, did you bang her!?!

Nah, but she did give me a Guatemalan handshake.

by Dr. Raylove November 7, 2011