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by Urbanman64 May 3, 2015
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Scandal handle

Two meanings (possibly more)

Meaning no.1: Scandal Handle (scan/dhal - Han/dhal) a name or "handle" used by daily print,blog and bloggers (which differs from their birth name) who write or "report" specifically about gossip and or drama associated with rumors and or gossip of any kind. This could also include radio hosts and other forms of media not listed in which a individual uses a alias or handle instead of their real name to contribute any form of drama or gossip to anyone's life.

Meaning No.2 = Scandal Handle (scan/dhal - Han/dhal) a hood rats ponytail, weave extension or any type of body excess which could be used to hold,pull or push during sexual intercourse or foreplay.
EXAMPLE(s) COINCIDE WITH MEANING NUMBERS:
No.1: His real name is Mario L but while he is reporting the latest celebrity smutt he uses the scandal handle Parez Hilton.

No.2: Man says to another man about recent one night stand with a Hood Rat - "You know how I do, I grabbed that Scandal Handle and gave that hoe the capital D!" Other guy assumes he is speaking about the frosty blonde extension he saw Latishwa with just a day earlier, which sh had placed at the top of her head in a ponytail facing the right side of her back.
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Salmon handler

The art of venturing into the nether regions of a woman. Aka fingering the pussy.
I am now a licensed salmon handler.
by E.L.James October 19, 2015
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Clam handler

Hunny, this is going to be awkward for us both, but I'm filing for divorce unless you go to the clam handler and get that clitoris checked out.
by SossBoss March 14, 2016
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Irish Handlebar

The action of grabbing hold of ones ears, and forcing their head into their crotch. This forms a position that is supposed to resemble bike handlebars.
Nerd: NO! Please, don't do the Irish Handlebar!
by Dicoto October 4, 2016
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power handles

Most people know power handles to be the railings on the wall next to the toilet in the large bathroom stalls, but power handles are only to be used in the most dire circumstances. Whether it be to increase leverage or optimize power, power handles come in handy for the most explosive and monstrous of shits.
I'm glad they installed power handles in the bathroom stalls, my last two poops almost sent me through the ceiling!
by Yosemite Sam 2 September 8, 2016
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Tap Handles

Some bitch with muffin tops you meet in a bar in Rockaway and regret fucking
I was in Breezy Point and woke up with Tap Handles....sweet jesus!
by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O October 1, 2016
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