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my best friends and family, would kill and die for them<3 love you guys so much. fucking nerds :3
tommy: *reading talluhlah definitions*

me: *typing out how much i love hamsterinc*
by Eden’s lover :3 August 5, 2023
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Hamsterdam

YOU: "I went to Hamsterdam over the weekend."

NON-BELIEVER "Hamsterdam, that isn't a real place, you mean Amsterdam?"

YOU:"No."
by lLovePoland November 16, 2023
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Hamstering

when you have a sun roof if the car and a boy lays on the top of the car with his dick sticking through the sun roof while the girl is licking it (like a hamster does to get water)
i was caught hamstering with my girlfriend
by Wjhdydhehfhidia March 17, 2024
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hamstermaxxing

the action of manifesting yourself as a hamster. a subcategory of looksmaxxing which also includes gerbing
Hailee: Wow! Michael Bates is totally hamstermaxxing right now!

Sidney: I know… How does one look so hamster-like? Crazy stuff
by hmoneyonthebeat June 3, 2024
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hamstering

When a person or company reaches a foregone, usually emotionally-driven conclusion, and then rationalizes their actions with backwards logic in order to justify their loopy bullshit. Hamstering occurs when people arrive at a conclusion first, and then look for reasons to justify what they already believe.
The entirety of the flat Earth conspiracy theory can be boiled down to hamstering.
by OneRedFox May 21, 2025
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Hamsterdam

Da northwestern-European city where da classiest-looking rodent-family pets come from.
I have a local friend with several beautiful golden-brown fluffy-pets, and he offered to give me one of them, so I don't need to order one all da way from Hamsterdam.
by QuacksO July 14, 2025
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Hamstering

When a person with a penis positions themselves on the roof of a car, exposed from the waist down through the open sunroof so that the penis is hanging down through the sunroof and inside the car, and their partner inside the vehicle performs oral on the penis, all the while rubbing their hands together like a hamster would.

The name ‘hamstering’ comes from the resemblance to how a hamster drinks water through the metal spout of a bottle in its cage.
Beatrice: I had a totally hot date last night with Jarred, we hamstered for hours, just like they did in TITANIC! The car windows got really steamy, and I completely drained Jarred's balls.
Chloe: OMG Beatrice, I didn't know you were into Hamstering?! That is awesome! Call me next time, I'll hang out in the car with you!
by Lil' Brudder 88 July 23, 2025
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