Toffee Hammer 

A multipurpose tool originally used for "breaking apart toffee." It's other uses include cracking skulls, repelling trolls, sexual pleasure, and as a makeshift demolition tool for the great pyramids or the Stonehenge. Rumor has it, the Toffee hammers will store the souls of those killed by their awesome power.

"Man I can't get this door unlocked."

"Stand back, I'll knock it down with my toffee hammer!"

Toffee Hammer by Jtizzle96 January 14, 2018

Jammy Hammer 

Jammy Boye has a powerful weapon that removes toxicity. Some members of the Jammy Police may be allowed to use it.

Me: XD LMAO TRASH KID

Jammy Boye: HERE COMES THE JAMMY HAMMER!

Jammy Hammer by krispturtle September 30, 2018

jack-hammer style 

A position wherein the woman is standing on her head and the man is standing above her thrusting downward while having sex.

OMG! YES BABY!! GIVE IT TO ME JACK-HAMMER STYLE!!!

jack-hammer style by JULI ROXXX June 22, 2019

Boof hammer

The act of absolutely boonking one of your comrades

Bro he just got Boof hammered

Boof hammer by Boof yammer August 29, 2019

bung hammer 

A tool used to pound the wood barrel plug closure, commonly known as a 'Bung,' into place.

The barrel was filled then the bung hammer was used to beat the plug into the bunghole.

bung hammer by themagichat September 3, 2019

Charmin Hammer

When a guy uses a toilet paper roll to jerk off

Every time John is here he messes up my toilet paper rolls. I bet he’s using the ol’ Charmin Hammer.

Charmin Hammer by Burnicus January 17, 2020

Greasy Hammer 

When one applies Mayo to his genitalia And performs anal Intercourse then proceeds to vaginal intercourse without sanitizing his genitalia

Ahhh man i was doggin this chick in the ass last night and pulled out and stuck my greasy hammer right back in her p***y

- J.T.

Greasy Hammer by Johnny IV April 21, 2020