Holiday homecation

When you tell friends you are going on a staycation in the UK but actually your parents have a holiday home.

Dan "looking forward to my staycation in Somerset next week"

Andy "nice that sounds expensive"

Dan "staying at my parents beach house"

Andy "oh right, you confused me - you should have said holiday homecation. I wish I was you"

by MrInheritanceTax October 6, 2022

holidaze

Da "morning-after blues" dat ya feel when ya wake up some hours subsequent to your whooping it up during "carefree highway" --- i.e., a period dat you get off from work. Consult musician Gordon Lightfoot for further details (thanks, Gordon).

What good is "coming home for da holidaze" if you are passed out and snore through most of it due to your having over-indulged on da Coors and Budweisers during da first part of it???

by QuacksO February 15, 2023

Holiday Rules

An agreement within a relationship to not be exclusive while on vacation.

"Did you hear that Larry slept with that girl in Florida?"
"Yes but he doesn't consider it cheating because they agreed to Holiday Rules"
"Really?"
"Yes, his girlfriend Sarah had a bukake last year when she went to Spain"

by too_hot_to_handle May 27, 2023

halimatu

halimatu is a busy but super sweet and sociable person she makes people laugh and she often worries too much about her appearance, halimatus are beautiful people and they only deserve love

-Aafke<3

Hey, halimatu u look perfect

by Aafke<33 August 30, 2023

halina

sexy bunda girl , when i look at her i gyat in my eye

“god damn my bunda look like halina today”

by mimi.m September 12, 2023

holiday-moon

Luxury travel experts at Inspiring Travel often get requests for life-changing and milestone events that are worth celebrating such as a new baby, a graduation and a new job. The experts have coined this type of holiday as ‘holiday-moons’, following the surge in popularity of minimoons, babymoons and honeymoons.

We've planned our next holiday-moon!

by EC1002 September 14, 2023

holiday juke

When you dump your partner right before the holiday so you don't have to buy a present.

I had to holiday juke her again this year.

by Jackie Papers December 17, 2023