Hedosexuality 

Being sexually attracted to someone/something while ignoring the parts that one might find unattractive e.g. ignoring the penises of femboys while being attracted to their feminine exterior.

“Thanks to hedosexuality, I won’t get called out for being gay due to my love of femboys.”

Hedosexuality by Mayroman April 11, 2021

Homosexualcide 

Death from to much gay butt sex.

Neil and Bob were always having butt sex, it's not surprising they suffered a horrible homosexualcide

Homosexualcide by Fairy Slapper October 4, 2013

Hobosexual 

One who becomes only aroused by the presence of a hobo. Can be either a woman or man, but can only be sexually attracted to a Hobo. Even if the Hobo is one dirty motherfucker, is missing a leg, and has scabies, a Hobosexual will still become aroused.

"Hey, Jim just came out of the trash can."
"You mean he's a Hobosexual now?"
"Yes, what a fucking weirdo"

Hobosexual by Brad Pitt September 12, 2008

hobosexual 

A man or woman who possesses such loose standards that he or she will take even the dirtiest, most parasite-ridden fleabag home for the night.

"Did you see who Wendy picked up off the dance floor? I wouldn't even touch that with fireplace tongs."
"Are you kidding? He's exactly her type. She's a complete hobosexual."

hobosexual by H.P.Liferaft October 1, 2006

fomosexual 

a person who is sexually attracted (in most cases exclusively) to a certain female with a last name rhyming with Towman, but spelled with an F and more like the beginning of the above word. A common occurrence among GLOWers, CTYers, and MIT students.

That boy with the duck is a fomosexual.

fomosexual by A.B. CTYer August 23, 2011

homosexuality 

When a person feels sexual attraction to someone of the same gender. These can be two people outside of the binary of male or female or a person in a homosexual relationship who identifies other than the gender assigned by their sex. Another word for homosexuality is Gay, which is commonly associated with homophobia thus people who don't have the capacity to stop being an asshole.

Grandma, I'm gay, but that shouldn't matter. I shouldn't even need to tell you, it's just I can't hide from myself anymore. I honestly think I was born this way aswell, as if homosexuality was a given trait for me.

homosexuality by qwertypower November 10, 2015

jomosexual 

a guy named joe who likes guys to stick it in his asshole and pays them to do it, but secretly hates the guys that do it.

there is a jomosexual at gary's.

jomosexual by joe's pimp July 26, 2006