ass glasses

Glasses that allow you to be stimulated by the saggiest/smelliest/raunchiest of asses.

Guy 1: "What'd you do last night?"

Guy 2: "Hooked up with Kellie..."

Guy 1: "Dude... shes fugly!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I used my ass glasses...made her look like Eva Mendez!"

by Korrosiv January 28, 2009

glash

Totally cool; awesome; one of the best.
(May also be refered to as glashy, glashous, etc.)

You got the glashy style...

by Chant'L April 1, 2005

Glasses

Pieces of glass inside a frame used to cover one's eyes to correct vision. Can be made with a concave or convex lense. Nowadays can be made fashionable, or can be replaced with contacts.

Erika has to get GLASSES, but they are Ninetendo brand, so she doesn't mind.
Alex is a geek because he wears GLASSES.

by Erika August 28, 2004

Glass Ceiling

a solid but invisible barrier against the advancement of women and minorities in the workplace.

The glass ceiling is still breaking.

by Light Joker August 4, 2007

glass bottom boat

Have sex with some "PERSON" and wait till they they fall asleep. "when they are asleep" wrap their face with seran wrap, poke a hole so they can breath, and take a crap on their face. They wake up and see Brown (or green pending on 'doers' diet) crap on thier face

Shut up hoe before i glass bottom boat that purty face of yours.

by WholovesdaMonkey May 13, 2005

glass

slang term for a bowl (a glass pipe used for smoking weed)

(at a music festival) "Hey, where'd that bowl vendor go, I need some new glass"

by pothead May 20, 2004

Glasgow Celtic

Not actually the correct name for Celtic FC or The Celtic Football Club (pronounced seltik)

Stupid halfwit bastards who follow some other scummy team like to group Celtic together by adding Glasgow before the name, unfortunately they have failed.

In fact you will see in the other definition that they call Celtic their 'sisters'. We would hate to be related to you inbred bastards.

And the hypocrisy in the statement of calling celtic supporters sectarianism is just immense.

Rangers fan: How are the Glasgow Celtic doing then?

Celtic fan: *slap*

by Rolando123 February 11, 2009