German Handgrenade

the act when the person is recieving a rim job, farts into the mouth of the giver, in then which the giver goes from ass to mouth.

Last night Kelly sharted during our German handgrenade.

by will millner December 11, 2008

german hanky

After sex with a condom the mustard patch or tardy patch becomes an issue so you leave the room to find something to clean up the mustardy goo. You invariably end up in the kitchen where you pick out the grimy dirty yellow dish cloth that will serve as clean-up. You then hang it back up since it's done it's job.

I wonder if I should tell my roommates about the german hanky I used to clean up my tard patch. Hmm, on second thought maybe not.

by hexicon September 13, 2006

german foot-soldier

Is a sexual position, where the male in the orgy take his genitals and covers the females eyes, letting his dick hang down the front of her face..!!! as she licks the tip!

I heard last night NOLAN got german foot-soldiered!!

by J-Mizz April 14, 2008

German Bulldozer

During 69 The Man Turns, Facesits The Woman And Defecates In Her Her Mouth, Then Continues To Have Oral Sex, In The End The Womans Face Looks Like A Construction Site.

Dude Last Night I Gave My Hooker A Cleveland Steamer!

Yea, Well I Gave Mine A German Bulldozer!

by J.J McDong January 5, 2010

Germ

West Coast skater slang (after the terrible, terrible skate company) for someone who spends hundreds dollars on skate shoes, clothes and other merch, only to show up at the local skate spot or park with a cheap ass $20 deck and next to zero knowledge of skateboarding. Actually lower than a poser. Skaters who do this are refererd to as Germs.

Skater 1: So yeah, I'm gonna do a Noille Tre filp 360, then a 180 hardfilp and finish my line with a back lip to hand rail.

Skater 1's friend: Go for it dude!

Germ Skater: I'm gonna follow up with a no hander 220, then a few wheelies and then a few bunny hops!

Skater 1: Pack up your skateboard, grab your stuff and get out. Fuckin' germ.

by Danny Danger July 20, 2010

Germantown

A smalltown in Maryland that is outside Washington DC, and is full of pressed,bullshit people. Don't feel dumb if you don't know where it is.

You live in Germantown? Where in the hell is that?

by the diva that does'nt care December 12, 2003

German Lumberjack

When a man dresses as Adolf Hitler, kidnaps a jewish person, and finds a unlucky female victim. The jew is killed and stuff in the womens anal cavaity and the man dressed up as Hitler shits in her mouth, sews it shut and with the extra shit A hitler moustache is drawn on the females face.

Woman: Why are you dressed up as Hitler?

Man: Im about to go kidnap a jew and shove him directly up your ass...

Woman: Im up for new experiances!

Man: Good and than im going to shit in your mouth and rub it all on your face

Woman: Yes please! i love German Lumberjack!

by AdolfHitler_69edyourjew October 1, 2011