It is when a male 69's his girl and whilst she sucks on his johnny walker, his busta rhymes take a seat on her eyes.
by Clit69 May 30, 2009
Get the Arabian Goggles mug.1. when someone who is ugly/lame looks really attractive; when you find yourself having mad bone for someone who, in the real world, you would laugh at with your hot friends. this disease affects 99% of students at purchase college. it is not sexually transmitted, though it does cause victims to have a lot of sex with people who, when seen in the dining hall later, will cause them to barf a little in their mouths.
2. purchase goggles doesn't only apply to how one percieves another who is ugly/lame, it is also representative of how one approaches their love life. one might be wearing purchase goggles when they start feeling as though there are like 5 guys in the whole world and they must start liking one of them or they'll be alone forever. there are millions of men in the world and they are not all dancers and painters. one day, post-purchase, you'll find someone who did not have sex with the same 5 people you've had sex with, and in the rare instance that this does happen you will not have to find this out by seeing them together in the dining hall. (please note: actors do not apply because no one should ever be dating an actor to begin with. this is another topic entirely)
2. purchase goggles doesn't only apply to how one percieves another who is ugly/lame, it is also representative of how one approaches their love life. one might be wearing purchase goggles when they start feeling as though there are like 5 guys in the whole world and they must start liking one of them or they'll be alone forever. there are millions of men in the world and they are not all dancers and painters. one day, post-purchase, you'll find someone who did not have sex with the same 5 people you've had sex with, and in the rare instance that this does happen you will not have to find this out by seeing them together in the dining hall. (please note: actors do not apply because no one should ever be dating an actor to begin with. this is another topic entirely)
if any of the following applies to you, you are most definately wearing purchase goggles.
example of def. 1: chubby dancers, guys with plugs, guys with bald spots, guys with bad haircuts in general, guys who drink cobra, guys who will buy you drugs, guys with moustaches, guys with cars, guys with bands, guys with cool/hot friends, guys who were raised in manhattan, guys who live in brooklyn, guys with big bathrooms, guys who look like hot guys you can't have, guys who wear tight black clothes, guys with girlfriends, guys with boyfriends etc.
example of def. 2: when any combination of the above start to look like someone you could bring home to your parents.
example of def. 1: chubby dancers, guys with plugs, guys with bald spots, guys with bad haircuts in general, guys who drink cobra, guys who will buy you drugs, guys with moustaches, guys with cars, guys with bands, guys with cool/hot friends, guys who were raised in manhattan, guys who live in brooklyn, guys with big bathrooms, guys who look like hot guys you can't have, guys who wear tight black clothes, guys with girlfriends, guys with boyfriends etc.
example of def. 2: when any combination of the above start to look like someone you could bring home to your parents.
by zachary pace December 9, 2008
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My balls are so hairy, my girlfriend couldn't see through Canadian Goggles!
My balls are so hairy, my girlfriend couldn't see through Canadian Goggles!
by RG Destroyer May 8, 2009
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joe:oh i bet she liked that
greg:yeah im not touching her mouth for months
joe:oh i bet she liked that
greg:yeah im not touching her mouth for months
by travisbea51 September 28, 2008
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n. A solid general insult used to espress displeasure with an individual. Can mean: 1. someone's being a dick 2. someone's being a pussy 3. someone's being a dumbass
Often used in the abbreviated form, 'Gogan'.
n. A solid general insult used to espress displeasure with an individual. Can mean: 1. someone's being a dick 2. someone's being a pussy 3. someone's being a dumbass
Often used in the abbreviated form, 'Gogan'.
1. Pass the blunt, you fuckin' goganface. You didn't even pitch.
2. Stop being such a goganface and slam that 40.
3. You banged that skank? You're one dirty gogan.
2. Stop being such a goganface and slam that 40.
3. You banged that skank? You're one dirty gogan.
by HeavyD April 24, 2006
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Get the Belgian Goggles mug.When you just absolutely have to get closer to the safe room in Left 4 Dead 2, and you need to mention Lady Gaga for no real reason.
by lionedcoma January 18, 2010
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