The Google

The Google, more commony known as the internet, is a series of tubes.

"I'll google it."
"Google will tell me."
"Google solves everything."
"What is The Google?"

by opposingAspirer July 24, 2009

Search Google or type URL

Something you type when you're so bored in class and there's nothing else to do.
Side effects include: typing the entire alphabet, forwards and backwards.

"Man class was SO boring today!" said boy1.
"Yeah, tell me about. I wrote Search Google or type URL in Google's 'search google or type url' bar." said boy2.
"You sunk low, ngl." said boy1.

by Ataro June 4, 2020

google noob

a person who types the entire web address in the google search box,can be modified to fit yahoo,ask,etc.

google noob types in google search box:
________________________
|www.mesonooby.com/andgay|

friend:your such a google noob......mr bush!!!

by american.dream_eater July 20, 2008

google maps zoom-in

A way to measure how big or important any given town is, by counting the number of times you must zoom in on Google Maps before the town's name becomes visible. Abbreviated as a GMZI.

New York City is 3 "google maps zoom-in"s

by ilovethecoloryellow August 6, 2011

google bet

A bet made when one can determine who wins by a simple trip to an internet search engine providing instant gratification.

"Dude Dan the Autamator is NOT Del!"
"Yes he is"
"Google bet ya!"

by tovah July 28, 2005

Google Community

An internet forum which blinds users into believing that it's purpose is to let people to talk about Google, but in truth it's a hang-out place for openly gay and bisexual men, most of which are trolls. Not a recommended site.
See Gay Community.

"God, GoogleCommunity.com is so gay! The users are fucking annoying. The admin..ugh, that faggot, what a con artist! He doesn't listen to anyone and steals logos!"

by Intelliot sucks cock February 26, 2005

google virgin

a relatively well known person (usually a model or actress) for whom a google image search reveals no nudity or skankyness.

dude, i tried to google image search danielle panabaker after watching friday the 13th, but she's a google virgin!

by jewtaekateezee February 14, 2009