When someone dies on Christmas Eve and their funeral is a Christmas party for relatives and friends to recount and reminisce about the deceased’s selfless contributions and achievements to humanity on this side of eternity.
At Santa’s funeral, the children and grandchildren are secretly contemplating what the old man’s will has allocated for them.
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BIG BAX FUNERAL LYRICS
Big Bax Funeral
We put the fun in funerals
we turn your relatives into minerals
at big bax funerals (x2)
When your daughter dies of cancer
and you cannot find the answer
Call Big Bax
Extra Tax
Big Bax Funeral
We put the fun in funerals
we turn your relatives into minerals
at big bax funerals (x2)
Big Bax Funeral
We put the fun in funerals
we turn your relatives into minerals
at big bax funerals (x2)
When your daughter dies of cancer
and you cannot find the answer
Call Big Bax
Extra Tax
Big Bax Funeral
We put the fun in funerals
we turn your relatives into minerals
at big bax funerals (x2)
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